Caption competition

[Brian Dixon]

With everyone else deployed overseas, Jenkins made best use of the only bits of kit left in the hangar.

[SASless]

"A few more hours practice and Bloggs knew he would be prepared to add the Gum Chewing and he would be ready for his interview for a Harrier conversion course."

[terryJones]

"There he goes, on his toes,
wonder if the chiefy knows?"

[roush]

Who said delivering the new nose wheel was "A four man job"

[WhiteOvies]

With more practice on his juggling, SAC Bloggs knew he would be truely multiskilled!

[PompeySailor]

SAC Bloggs got it wrong again. "See the trick cyclist, not BE the trick cyclist."

[PompeySailor]

Originally Posted by PICKS135

The United Nations quick reaction force keenly patrolled the border between Israel and Lebanon.

[ACW599]

"All stations, Exercise 14 in progress"

[jonny5]

Flt Lt Bloggs found that there was no requirement to wear his cap on a unicyle, he was then heard to scream,"Up yours", to the ISK staish as he rode off to work!

[ACW599]

One unfortunate outcome of Treasury cuts was a considerable reduction in the operational capability of Blair Force One.

[Hirsutesme]

The crew didnt mind the unicycle so much, it was the riding on top of the fence to save the grass which really pi sed them off.

[PerArdua]

The men hadn't believed the rumours that their new Boss was a clown but after the Beer Call he proved it!!!

PA

[Lafyar Cokov]

Evil Kinevil fails to line up correctly on his first forays into the dare-devil world of cycle jumping and ends up looking like a prat....

or


When told to 'recyle the nose gear', Pilot Officer Prune got it completely wrong....

or

The privatisation of the UNIversity Air Squadrons and the contract for up-keep of the SWO's biCYCLE had the obvious outcome.

[Ian Corrigible]

Australian team launches attempt on land speed record. Test drivers report vehicle handles "like a pig."

I/C

[Lucifer]

P.O. Prune trials the new scortched earth battle tactic.

[SASless]

"Hey Shag, any reason you can think of why you are having to use afterburner to taxi?"


or....."Jags in Oman low pass my ass! Hey ya'll watch this!"

[Green Meat]

Picture hi-jack?

Has a winner been declared on the unicycle pic?

[Lafyar Cokov]

Can we please have some discipline in here!!!!!

[jonny5]

People you need a winner of the other caption first! MANNERS

[Speedpig]

Normal competition format.
Picture is posted by winner of last caption comp.
Those who wish post captions to fit that picture.
After the decided period, the poster of the pic (he who won last round... remember) chooses the winning caption.... judges decision.
Winner of caption comp posts next pic...
Those who wish post captions to fit that picture.
After the decided period, the poster of the pic (he who won last round... remember) chooses the winning caption.... judges decision.....
Winner of caption comp posts next pic..
Those who wish post captions to fit that picture.
After the decided period, the poster of the pic (he who won last round... remember) chooses the winning caption.... judges decision....
Winner of caption comp posts next pic..
Those who wish post captions to fit that picture.
After the decided period, the poster of the pic (he who won last round... remember) chooses the winning caption.... judges decision....
Winner of caption comp posts next pic..
Those who wish post captions to fit that picture.
After the decided period, the poster of the pic (he who won last round... remember) chooses the winning caption.... judges decision..... ad infinitum, ad nauseum, per ardua, upan atum etc etc

Patience please.