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The First Officer liked to take a Maglite to inspect the flap operating mechanism.
In between the flaps you will find the hot start button.
In between the flaps you will find the hot start button.
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"Captain to Co - it's getting worse - I've just noticed, we've now also got a w*nk*r on the wing...... Hey, Co, GET BACK INSIDE - NOW!"
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As they hit 140 knts they noticed she started whistling at middle C,
and by alternately raising and lowering the nose they managed to play 'London's Burning'
The new Hostie would do anything to catch the Captains eye!
"Fiona dear....I was just kidding when I said put out or get out!"
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And the winner is
Actually decided on 1700 as I have a bit on time on my hands. Believe I had to chuckle at a number privately which were a bit to close to the bone(r) so to speak.
3rd to Mike Jenvey for "Go do a split ass turn I said."
2nd to 757manipylator for "Does my bum look big in this." and the Winner is
1st: harrogate for producing about 6 really good contributions including many structural related ones but awarded for:
"The aircraft suffered a serious birdstrike to the right wing" -
although I thought it was possible a stabilator but this doesn't matter. Now
Harrogate get to it.
3rd to Mike Jenvey for "Go do a split ass turn I said."
2nd to 757manipylator for "Does my bum look big in this." and the Winner is
1st: harrogate for producing about 6 really good contributions including many structural related ones but awarded for:
"The aircraft suffered a serious birdstrike to the right wing" -
although I thought it was possible a stabilator but this doesn't matter. Now
Harrogate get to it.
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I know I'm judging, but I couldn't resist...
"It wasn't unsual for TV chef Anthony Worral-Thompson to pull a bird that was much bigger than him"
(See the guy in the middle at the front - apologies for those of you who don't know who he is).
"It wasn't unsual for TV chef Anthony Worral-Thompson to pull a bird that was much bigger than him"
(See the guy in the middle at the front - apologies for those of you who don't know who he is).