Actually decided on 1700 as I have a bit on time on my hands. Believe I had to chuckle at a number privately which were a bit to close to the bone(r) so to speak.
3rd to Mike Jenvey for "Go do a split ass turn I said."
2nd to 757manipylator for "Does my bum look big in this." and the Winner is
1st: harrogate for producing about 6 really good contributions including many structural related ones but awarded for:
"The aircraft suffered a serious birdstrike to the right wing" -
although I thought it was possible a stabilator but this doesn't matter. Now
Harrogate get to it.