Caption competition

[Rakshasa]

B*gger, I'm two behind!

[Jobza Guddun]

Bully's cunning plan to escape the bullfight by diving out of the window was thwarted when an accomplice disguised as Elton John moved the safety net.

[ShyTorque]

Newsflash, Barcelona Times:

"Breakdancing Bull Ruins Fancy Dress Picnic!"

[IanH]

... Pepperami World Cup Fanimal found hiding in Spain !

[SASless]

"No Pedro! Grab him by the Horns....the Horns!"

[kluge]

"....And that's only for starters pal."

[The Nr Fairy]

Thought bubble on bull:

"Green for left, RED for right, no ?"

[WhiteOvies]

The Spanish gymnasts needed to cut down on the cervezas before being able to compete with the Chinese and Russians.

[EC Does It]

SASless,

Many thanks for stepping in with the photo and now if I may........

"The animal rights brigade were overjoyed when Strictly Come Dancing became a Europe-wide success."

[6Z3]

The Russian gymnastics coach (front row left) whispers: "On reflection Vladimir, I'm not sure we're going to get away with this one.

[Go Smoke]

Finally Juan had to admit that his life's work wasn't quite up to Lipizzaner standards.
He'd spent the last ten years training 'Pedro' to flick flack across the ring to finish with a double backward somersault with twist and the stupid bull facked up the takeoff.

[Go Smoke]

So, ok, they'd been a little drunk when they came up with the idea of parachuting the bulls into the arena and, in hindsight, they all agreed that a static line would have been the sensible option.

[kluge]

....mad cow disease ...me ? .....oh no definately not me......I'm a pogo stick...

[kluge]

getting increasingly distracted (pleasantly so though) by the leggy blonde....shame the skirt doesn't move up.

[Lafyar Cokov]

Another Cock and Bull photograph on the caption competition!
or
1000.......2000........check canop....ouch!!!!!
or
No, as a matter of fact I can't move - my fu**ing horns are up to my head in earth if you insist on asking!

[adr]

Meanwhile, in Fat Albert, far above and a little downroute of the stadium: "But you said 'Drop the bull!'"

adr

[TyroPicard]

The new VTOL UAV was handling well on take-off, but landings were still a bit of a problem....

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Operational trials of the new Anti-Bullsh*t Cape attracted a large audience desperate for success....

[Rather be Gardening]

As John Prescott cartwheels across the arena in an attempt to disprove the 'chipolata' gibe, Princess Tony is just a tadge too late with the coverup attempt.

[Roadster280]

After the parachute failed to open on the Red Bull Parachute Display Team's star attraction, a nearby Morris Dancer rushes in to cover up the deceased.

[brickhistory]

"Say, el toro, do these pants make me look fat?"