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Old 1st Feb 2007, 20:03
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SAC Fcuknuts is the first to experience the SWO's new B@llocking megaphone.
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Old 1st Feb 2007, 20:46
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Aha, Mr Bin Laden......yes I know it is a very clever hiding place but can you come out now?

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What's that strange ticking sound?
 
Old 1st Feb 2007, 21:31
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No you idiot, Bin Laden was last seen wearing a turban.....
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Old 1st Feb 2007, 23:13
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"Ok three bits of diced carrot, two brussels sprouts but I can't say what the liquid is"

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Cpl Bloggs thought he should have gone to Beachy Head, the view was better there.
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Old 2nd Feb 2007, 01:02
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No Chief, must be number one that's running
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Old 2nd Feb 2007, 01:16
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After I gave him my leave pass for Christmas, the FS said, "Stick it where the sun does not shine".

Mac
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Old 2nd Feb 2007, 07:47
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I'm sure the BA Executive lounge is in here somewhere...
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Old 2nd Feb 2007, 10:51
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Originally Posted by Talking Radalt
No you idiot, Bin Laden was last seen wearing a turban.....
Brilliant!
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Old 2nd Feb 2007, 18:41
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It's OK captain, I've found the ignition key, it was in my left hand all the time!
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Old 2nd Feb 2007, 22:15
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Yep - pilot's right, Chief. It IS sucking and not blowing!
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Old 3rd Feb 2007, 02:00
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After inspecting the contents of the KFC bucket Flt Lt Upchucker decided that "Pay As You Dine" had some merits.
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Old 4th Feb 2007, 10:23
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Thales unveils its latest Helmet mounted 'G' Sim.
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Old 4th Feb 2007, 10:50
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"It's not bad, but I still prefer the iMAX".
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Old 4th Feb 2007, 10:53
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It wasn't at the end of the pier, but it was still fun putting 50p in the slot and watching "what the butler saw".
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Old 4th Feb 2007, 14:33
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The station 'Al Jolson Appreciation society' show how they get the make up just right.
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Old 5th Feb 2007, 12:56
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Loved playing with saucepans when he was a nipper, doctor.
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Old 5th Feb 2007, 19:50
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Judgement day;

3rd Place: PICKS135 - The station 'Al Jolson Appreciation society' show how they get the make up just right.

2nd Place: 6Z3 - Smudge, lendusyerzippo.........Naffin pilot light's gone out.

And, the winner is...

Time Flies - 98...99...100...coming ready or not!!!

Over to you Time Flies
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Old 7th Feb 2007, 12:56
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are they rockets?
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Old 7th Feb 2007, 12:59
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Following new Health & Safety legislation the Reverend Ian Paisley demonstrates the new 'walk through' Orange Order marching technique.
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Old 7th Feb 2007, 14:01
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The Thunderbolt protection device seemed to be working
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