Caption competition

[ABX]

"As a consequence of a bitter argument during the flight, Mrs. Bloggs flushed all of her husband's Viagra down the aeroplanes loo."

[clicker]

With Virgin's new aircraft Lafyar finally got an aircraft he could ride in comfort.
(This was before the accident that resulted in his current alias)

[Hempy]

Oooop, ohh geee. Hang on skipper, I think your wallet is affecting the CoG

[Talking Radalt]

At last, a workable solution to the AT requirements of the ENTIRE Royal Air Force of 2007.

[1859sqn]

You'll have to wait for the toilet sir, the next shuttle for the back of the plane isn't due for another ten minutes..................

[BEagle]

I see BoeingMcDoodle is trying to copy us again, Marcel.....

[splitbrain]

Would all passengers in cattle class please fasten their seatbelts for takeoff, those in 1st class...welcome to Denver

[An Teallach]

Nordic adopts the Eurotunnel solution to the problem of conveying drunken slappers to hen nights. Their new transport can carry 50 stretch limos while keeping the pax safely quarantined in their elongated tin cans.

[ZH875]

The DAMO was pleased to see that the Movers had loaded Mr Beckhams petty cash pefectly around the aeroplane's CofG, and that they had just about fitted it into the specially modified aircraft.

[brickhistory]

In other news, Geppetto Air began operations today.......

[ZH875]

See Bloggs, that's old Henry flying that aircraft, doesn't that prove the old adage, The bigger the jet, the smaller the

[FormerFlake]

The Pinocchio effect forced the prime minister to charter a new jet for official travel.

[ABX]

"Jetstar's new plane: One Captain, one First Officer and two Cabin Crew."

[Kolibear]

Dachshund Airways take delivery of their trademark airliner.

[ABX]

Props Dept., Universal Studios: Used in shooting "Snakes On A Plane".

[WhiteOvies]

"What's long, hard and full of airmen??" Nope, it's just not as a funny

[philma-b]

ok bloggs this time not so hard on the brakes!!

[MostlyHarmless]

Stretch airliners - Ideal for taking 800 Chavettes to a Hen-night in Ibiza.

[ZH875]

The Chancellor liked his new personal aircraft, if he sat right at the back, he could fit his ego inside and still close the door.

(Purchased second hand from a Harrier pilot who had outgrown it )

[SASless]

"Ya know Tex....if they keep stretching these things and all....well hellfire, a feller will have to start carrying a bag lunch while doing the walkaround!"