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Old 19th Jan 2009, 09:54
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Angry First Officer for Sale on Ebay (for free!!)

I'm all for people using their noggins to better their career prospects, but this has surely gone too far!

This guy is offering his services for free.........

I sympathise - been made redundant twice before, horrible place to be, but prostituting yourself is not only degeading, but gives our Airlines even more leverage to chip away at our already ever decreasing T&C's.

Mate, whoever you are, get it off ebay and good luck with the continued search for a job.

Link: Real Life Boeing 737 First Officer for FREE! on eBay, also, Other, Everything Else (end time 23-Jan-09 23:22:23 GMT)

For those who don't want to open the link, copy of text in ad:

Yes, i am a fully qualified Boeing 737 first officer that cannot find a job due to this stupid credit crunch- i am offering myself to you to fly Boeing 737 aircraft for free. I will happily work for anyone anywhere at anytime. Danger zones....not a problem.

I am 22, ridiculously good looking and have a great CV that will blow your socks off.

Trained at a top integrated flying school in the UK.

Any questions drop me an email.

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Old 19th Jan 2009, 09:58
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Sense of humour failure perhaps?

...anyway, I'll start worrying when it's the companies that start flogging their vacancies on eBay
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Old 19th Jan 2009, 10:16
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fish

If it's not a joke, he's dead meat... Moreover it is illegal...
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Old 19th Jan 2009, 10:23
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He IS good looking though LOL
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Old 19th Jan 2009, 10:26
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What a cheap tart this guy is!! In fact he is an absolute bitch!

Lets face it, we're all prostituting ourselves our services out for a price but to give it away for free??!! No way!!
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Old 19th Jan 2009, 10:28
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He looks a bit like that Welsh cock that won Big Brother whenever it was. Hmmmm!
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Old 19th Jan 2009, 10:47
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He has got exactly what he wanted to achieve. To be noticed and everybody talking about him.
As for good looking ? His charm excells his natural beauty
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Old 19th Jan 2009, 10:47
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Surely, please God, this has to be a joke.

However I did train with someone who placed an advert in the back of Flight International a few years back. He was willing to work for free. Was told he got nothing from it, did an SSTR and still found no work. I believe he is still jobless. It's a funny old thing that I have little sympathy for him.

Usual story, had far too much of Daddy's money, not enough brains and a personality which sorely lacked any subsidance. Maybe he is related to this **** on ebay?
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Old 19th Jan 2009, 10:48
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Hope his mummy and daddy are pleased for him (who prob payed for it all) ,
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Old 19th Jan 2009, 10:50
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Perhaps the chap in question is actually applying some well deserved sarcasm?

This ebay entry is certainly 'news worthy' and might raise the publics awareness of the 'pay to fly' rot that destroys peoples jobs.

ATP Schemes and the like have become the established norms, and I don't know how to get them back in their box. Lid welded shut!

Equally, until these schemes are scrubbed the low hour folks have very few obvious choices. These schemes are 'percieved' the established ( if not proven ) way to the flight deck door.

Perhaps in the public 'spotlight' this culture of 'pay to fly', pay for your rating and work for free, etc will be shamed into submission.
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Old 19th Jan 2009, 10:51
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Is he selling his arse as well? - got to be careful, binding contracts etc.
Maybe some fat hairy Russian from Siberia who hasn't had any for ages will win har har!
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Old 19th Jan 2009, 10:59
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Airhead, I'd never employ him.............
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Old 19th Jan 2009, 11:07
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Has anyone 'dropped him an email.'
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Old 19th Jan 2009, 11:11
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Email

If he is a Ppruner, which I suspect he probably is, then I think he might have got the message.
Well he is a PRUNE

Rgds

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Old 19th Jan 2009, 11:27
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He's ended his listing early - maybe someone made him an offer he couldn't refuse, or did he read his emails and PPRUNE!
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Old 19th Jan 2009, 11:39
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I wouldn't employ him on the grounds that he cannot write grammatical English.
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Old 19th Jan 2009, 11:42
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got to ask the question, why were you looking for a first officer on ebay in the first place?
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Old 19th Jan 2009, 11:44
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I wouldn't employ him on the grounds that he is a div.
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Old 19th Jan 2009, 11:55
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Im not too hot on his morals but give the guy credit, no one here has thought of that.
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Im not too hot on his morals but give the guy credit, no one here has thought of that.
- erm they probably have, but have been too mature/sensible/professional/realistic (delete as applicable) to go about posting something so ridiculous and harming to the pilot community.
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