Atmosphere Intercontinental Airlines Uk - What?!

[ATNotts]

I'm not a regular on this thread so please forgive me if this link has been posted before.

https://www.business-standard.com/ar...0801411_1.html

You've got to love the Primark ID card that hangs from his lanyard!! He either has serious has mental issues, or worse, is doing an NVQ in corporate fraud.

[G-ARZG]

Yes, one of 'Jason's Greatest Hits', subsequently debunked by Naresh Goyal's family

[Hot 'n' High]

Originally Posted by ATNotts

....... He either has serious has mental issues, or worse, is doing an NVQ in corporate fraud.

A well known phrase involving "frogs" and "a box of" comes to mind!

You do realise ATNotts that you have just been "Unsworthed" and, from now on, like a moth to flame, you too will be returning to this Thread to check out his latest corporate escapades on a regular basis!

Some of us regulars are wondering if, for our own safety, we should set up a "self help" group to try and preserve our sanity! Tiz a mad world out there - particularly in Chelmsford it seems!!!!

[ATNotts]

Oh dear, and I'm back again; is there some medication I can take that might sort this affliction out?

I'd have thought that meddling with Jet Airways, a real business, or at least a business that hopes to become "real" again might actually get this young Primark employee into a spot of bother. I should imagine the Goyal family has deeper pockets than Jason, and probably access to cleverer lawyers!!

[Hot 'n' High]

Originally Posted by ATNotts

Oh dear, and I'm back again; is there some medication I can take that might sort this affliction out? .......

Vast quantities of Gin, Brandy or even Vodka - not a cure ..... but dulls the pain to a degree!!

Originally Posted by ATNotts

....... I'd have thought that meddling with Jet Airways, a real business, or at least a business that hopes to become "real" again might actually get this young Primark employee into a spot of bother. I should imagine the Goyal family has deeper pockets than Jason, and probably access to cleverer lawyers!!

But that's only a small part of the "Unsworth World"! Way back when a very senior member of, I believe (no, I'm not sad enough to waste time checking back!!) BA Mgt was most surprised when someone got in touch with her and told her she was in the wrong office as the great JU had "headhunted" her (according to the Atmospharce Website pages) for a key role in his Atmospharce Airlines and that she had better move to his Chelmsford HQ PDQ. He also blamed someone for a deal, purchasing a number of 777's or something, "falling through". Seems the poor chap faced an inquisition by his real bosses who were most upset he'd dragged their company into the fray. Again, this "person" had simply been stolen by JU off the "interweb"! Then there were the "Security Dogs" ..... which looked more like rats in black jackets!!! It goes on ...... and on ..... and on!!!!!!!!!!

Drat! 10:16 and I now need a medicinal swift one - Gin? Brandy? Too early for Vodka!!!!!!

[skydiver69]

Our hero has now pledged to repay Jet Airways debts! I fear that his grasp of maths is worse than that of Diane Abbot having a problem with her diabetics meds.

Twitter

[G-ARZG]

His pledge to the bank:-


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Can you imagine the call centre response? "Press 5 if you wish to underwrite an airline revival"

[TwinAisle]

Message to the Boy Wonder:

[India Four Two]

Can you imagine the call centre response? "Press 5 if you wish to underwrite an airline revival"

Thread drift, but I can't help it - it is quite appropriate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXx-n6T7tZg

[Hot 'n' High]

Originally Posted by India Four Two

Thread drift, but I can't help it - .....

Thread drift? The whole JU tale is so ethereal as to be totally directionless anyway!!!!!!

Oh, and loved the clip BTW!

[SOPS]

Am I getting this correct? He is now tweeting as though he is running an airline that does not even exist? This is getting madder by the minute!!

[Hot 'n' High]

Originally Posted by SOPS

Am I getting this correct? He is now tweeting as though he is running an airline that does not even exist? This is getting madder by the minute!!

SOPS, this was all on the "totally insane" edge of "absolutely barking" from the outset!

[G-ARZG]

There's a Clown in Chelmsford called Jason,
Who claims to run air operations,
If he keeps telling lies,
We'll not be surprised,
When he ends up on probation.