For MAS Pilots ONLY Pt.2
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Ye Olde Ace, ( Even if you say so, yerself)
I was just thinking, what sort of a sick f.a.r.t. would enjoy being in the forum, like you. You obviously enjoy all the disparaging remarks and comments made against you, by your continous vigilance and promptness in replying all those who offend you.
There are other ways of communicating. Picking up the phone and dialling 56 is one, going to the pub is also another one. Can you think of more???
But it wouldn't do you much good, would it because IMHO you are a w.o.r.t.h.less cowherd, preferring hide like a prvt behind a handle like Old Ace???
Yuck, gimme a break..(sounds wa.ng.ky) ya know
I was just thinking, what sort of a sick f.a.r.t. would enjoy being in the forum, like you. You obviously enjoy all the disparaging remarks and comments made against you, by your continous vigilance and promptness in replying all those who offend you.
There are other ways of communicating. Picking up the phone and dialling 56 is one, going to the pub is also another one. Can you think of more???
But it wouldn't do you much good, would it because IMHO you are a w.o.r.t.h.less cowherd, preferring hide like a prvt behind a handle like Old Ace???
Yuck, gimme a break..(sounds wa.ng.ky) ya know
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MR. Login thanks for your remarks. It just goes to show your true colors.
You sounded familiar just like the replies I used to get from the Talibans in “For Malaysian Airline Pilots ONLY Pt 1”
A typical reply from the Taliban type who can’t make a logical argument but have to resort to names calling.
It seems that the old Taliban pilots (in MAS) supporters like Kurmitola etc are no longer here so calling amateur like yourself to carry on while they had gone to Afghan to support the real Talibans in their ‘jihad’.
I’m sure their bodies are lying in shreds all over the deserts of Afghan by now and I hope their souls are in the 7th Heavens enjoying the fornifications with the 70’s odd virgins as reward for their jihad.
How come you are not with them yet. Go before it is too late. This is your best chance to enter the 7th Heaven.
You sounded familiar just like the replies I used to get from the Talibans in “For Malaysian Airline Pilots ONLY Pt 1”
A typical reply from the Taliban type who can’t make a logical argument but have to resort to names calling.
It seems that the old Taliban pilots (in MAS) supporters like Kurmitola etc are no longer here so calling amateur like yourself to carry on while they had gone to Afghan to support the real Talibans in their ‘jihad’.
I’m sure their bodies are lying in shreds all over the deserts of Afghan by now and I hope their souls are in the 7th Heavens enjoying the fornifications with the 70’s odd virgins as reward for their jihad.
How come you are not with them yet. Go before it is too late. This is your best chance to enter the 7th Heaven.
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Old man,
Ha!Ha! Got you again. You are on the wrong track and if you care to read the old post(I don't mean you) closer, perhaps with a reading glass you're carrying now, you would figure out things better. Anyway I'm not about to let the cat out yet.
The reason why I keep tuning in is because you amuse me in a strange, sick way. I actually agree with most of your comments that MAS sucks, that the management(what management) has been and will always be under par, running a multi-billion dollar ops with no real qualifications, except for the so called Malaysian ATPLs you're always squealing about and on and on.
The question is: What is your point..further to all this??
You have made it clear time and time again, that your time there has completely messed you up, pretty much like the vets in Nam. Everybody knows that and to be more than fair, 6UK$ has given a lot of lee way for you to vent your frustrations. But what I'm saying really is you gotta take it easy matey. You are past your golden age and the best is to go away gracefully, don't you think? Play more golf or tend to that back yard you've been wanting to fix all these years. Talk to your wife and grand children, for goodness sakes. There are a lot more to life when you really think about it. Da???
I guess I've got to go talk to my own now, eh? Regardless, you beguile us all and keep the cookies hot. Don't go away too soon.
Perhaps Kurmitola and the rest are exhausted by you. Perhaps they have something better to do.. I know you want them to come back to keep you company but for now you've just got to be contented with what you've got. HA!
P/S: Do you log on only when you're home or in cafes and hotel rooms(when you're not serving the DOM)? Ooops sorry, you no longer do that, right? I shall keep you company for now, but may not be able to keep up with the extra 150mg Viag you're on.
My 10mins is up. Gotta go now, Bye..don't miss me.
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Ha!Ha! Got you again. You are on the wrong track and if you care to read the old post(I don't mean you) closer, perhaps with a reading glass you're carrying now, you would figure out things better. Anyway I'm not about to let the cat out yet.
The reason why I keep tuning in is because you amuse me in a strange, sick way. I actually agree with most of your comments that MAS sucks, that the management(what management) has been and will always be under par, running a multi-billion dollar ops with no real qualifications, except for the so called Malaysian ATPLs you're always squealing about and on and on.
The question is: What is your point..further to all this??
You have made it clear time and time again, that your time there has completely messed you up, pretty much like the vets in Nam. Everybody knows that and to be more than fair, 6UK$ has given a lot of lee way for you to vent your frustrations. But what I'm saying really is you gotta take it easy matey. You are past your golden age and the best is to go away gracefully, don't you think? Play more golf or tend to that back yard you've been wanting to fix all these years. Talk to your wife and grand children, for goodness sakes. There are a lot more to life when you really think about it. Da???
I guess I've got to go talk to my own now, eh? Regardless, you beguile us all and keep the cookies hot. Don't go away too soon.
Perhaps Kurmitola and the rest are exhausted by you. Perhaps they have something better to do.. I know you want them to come back to keep you company but for now you've just got to be contented with what you've got. HA!
P/S: Do you log on only when you're home or in cafes and hotel rooms(when you're not serving the DOM)? Ooops sorry, you no longer do that, right? I shall keep you company for now, but may not be able to keep up with the extra 150mg Viag you're on.
My 10mins is up. Gotta go now, Bye..don't miss me.
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IN MALAYSIA
Why did the ayam cross the road?
Mahathir: It is all a ploy by foreigners especially the Jews to
manipulate the situation such that the chickens must cross the road.
Today, we are proud that they are our chickens but tomorrow, they
might belong to foreigners. Before long, we will all be chickens
laying hens for foreigners.
Sami Vellu: In view of the number of chickens crossing the road, we
must build more toll plazas and introduce chicken crossings. Anyway,
chicken crossings are more relevant since we don't have zebras in
Malaysia.
Anwar: The issue is not why the chickens cross the road but more
importantly who these chickens are. It is a reflection of the success
of the New Economic policy. 3 out of 10 chickens are bumiputera. Out
of these 3, there are 2 middle class cocks leading the hen. The
remaining 7 are not all non-bumiputera. The gov't and UMNO are
represented by the Renong, HICOM and Perwaja cocks. As long as more
than 30% of the chickens are ours and continue laying eggs for us,
they can cross the road all they want.
Ghafar Baba: We always keep our chicken properly in our kampung. So,
who let the chickens out?
Ling Liong Sik: What chickens are we talking about, "Si mii Kai"?
Rafidah Aziz: How many were hens and how many were cocks? That has a
great bearing on the advancement of women's welfare. Were the hens
driving or the cocks leading? Were they going or coming? We need to
address at the UMNO general assembly before all this talking -cock
gets out of hand.
Muhammad Taib: They are not my chickens. I was merely letting them
cross the road for my brother-in-law. (ex-Selangor MB)
Lim Kit Siang: We need a national inquiry into this matter. How can
chickens cross the road for no reason. There must be some hanky-panky
by UMNO. I have proof that a certain UMNO political figure is
illegally involved in this. I smell corruption, nepotism and cronyism.
Two of the chickens belong to Mahathir's son.
Nik Aziz: Chickens crossing the road is un-Islamic. In Kelantan, we
have clear Syariah laws preventing chickens from crossing the road so
this issue would never arise. It is corruption and indulgence in non-
Islamic ways that UMNO has created a dangerous situation of chickens
crossing the road. Any chicken that crosses the road is not halal
anymore.
Tengku Razaleigh : Chickens do not cross the road for no reason. It is
another case of supporters switching parties.
Daim Zainuddn: Don't count your chickens before they hatch!
And the AMERICAN perspective ...
Bill Clinton: I've met so many chicks. I can't remember.
Why did the ayam cross the road?
Mahathir: It is all a ploy by foreigners especially the Jews to
manipulate the situation such that the chickens must cross the road.
Today, we are proud that they are our chickens but tomorrow, they
might belong to foreigners. Before long, we will all be chickens
laying hens for foreigners.
Sami Vellu: In view of the number of chickens crossing the road, we
must build more toll plazas and introduce chicken crossings. Anyway,
chicken crossings are more relevant since we don't have zebras in
Malaysia.
Anwar: The issue is not why the chickens cross the road but more
importantly who these chickens are. It is a reflection of the success
of the New Economic policy. 3 out of 10 chickens are bumiputera. Out
of these 3, there are 2 middle class cocks leading the hen. The
remaining 7 are not all non-bumiputera. The gov't and UMNO are
represented by the Renong, HICOM and Perwaja cocks. As long as more
than 30% of the chickens are ours and continue laying eggs for us,
they can cross the road all they want.
Ghafar Baba: We always keep our chicken properly in our kampung. So,
who let the chickens out?
Ling Liong Sik: What chickens are we talking about, "Si mii Kai"?
Rafidah Aziz: How many were hens and how many were cocks? That has a
great bearing on the advancement of women's welfare. Were the hens
driving or the cocks leading? Were they going or coming? We need to
address at the UMNO general assembly before all this talking -cock
gets out of hand.
Muhammad Taib: They are not my chickens. I was merely letting them
cross the road for my brother-in-law. (ex-Selangor MB)
Lim Kit Siang: We need a national inquiry into this matter. How can
chickens cross the road for no reason. There must be some hanky-panky
by UMNO. I have proof that a certain UMNO political figure is
illegally involved in this. I smell corruption, nepotism and cronyism.
Two of the chickens belong to Mahathir's son.
Nik Aziz: Chickens crossing the road is un-Islamic. In Kelantan, we
have clear Syariah laws preventing chickens from crossing the road so
this issue would never arise. It is corruption and indulgence in non-
Islamic ways that UMNO has created a dangerous situation of chickens
crossing the road. Any chicken that crosses the road is not halal
anymore.
Tengku Razaleigh : Chickens do not cross the road for no reason. It is
another case of supporters switching parties.
Daim Zainuddn: Don't count your chickens before they hatch!
And the AMERICAN perspective ...
Bill Clinton: I've met so many chicks. I can't remember.
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IN SINGAPORE
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Lee KY: To my mind chickens serve no purpose in crossing a road. This could lead to a lowering of egg productivity to the economic detriment of all Singaporeans.
Goh CT: Any Singaporean chicken who crosses a road does it for all Singaporeans.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Lee KY: To my mind chickens serve no purpose in crossing a road. This could lead to a lowering of egg productivity to the economic detriment of all Singaporeans.
Goh CT: Any Singaporean chicken who crosses a road does it for all Singaporeans.
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IN AUZ:
Johnny the Wizard of: We will decide which chix crosses the road in this country and how it crosses!!!!
Pauline Hand Some: Can u xplain??
Saddam: It will be the Motherrrrr of all chicken.
Old Piddly doo: This is so boring, let's talk about MAS. After all, it was me who started the post..
Johnny the Wizard of: We will decide which chix crosses the road in this country and how it crosses!!!!
Pauline Hand Some: Can u xplain??
Saddam: It will be the Motherrrrr of all chicken.
Old Piddly doo: This is so boring, let's talk about MAS. After all, it was me who started the post..
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[Two voices - male and female - on a plane.]
"I think everyone's asleep, lets go"
[Sound of steps.]
"This one's empty ... no-ones looking... you go in first"
"It a bit cramped - let me sit down"
"Have you got the condom? Quick - put it on"
Sniff sniff
"Ah perfume - you think of everything"
"This is great....Ahhh" (long sigh)
Static on the loud speaker then a new voice.
"This is the captain speaking, to those two people in the rear toilet. We know what you're doing and it is expressly forbidden
by airline regulations...
Now put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector!"
"I think everyone's asleep, lets go"
[Sound of steps.]
"This one's empty ... no-ones looking... you go in first"
"It a bit cramped - let me sit down"
"Have you got the condom? Quick - put it on"
Sniff sniff
"Ah perfume - you think of everything"
"This is great....Ahhh" (long sigh)
Static on the loud speaker then a new voice.
"This is the captain speaking, to those two people in the rear toilet. We know what you're doing and it is expressly forbidden
by airline regulations...
Now put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector!"
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1) GO IN,COME OUT,GO IN COME,HERE COMES THE WATER.Guess what's that?
Ans
xtracting sugercane juice.
2) GO UP,COME DOWN,GO UP,COME DOWN,HERE COMES THE WATER.Guess what's that?
Ans:737 crew changing aircraft at noon.
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xtracting sugercane juice.2) GO UP,COME DOWN,GO UP,COME DOWN,HERE COMES THE WATER.Guess what's that?
Ans:737 crew changing aircraft at noon.
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According to gossip;
The supreme executive chairman has rejected the MD’s proposal on VSS (redundancy plan) and further instructed to reinstate some of those offline stations e.g. Cairo, Zurich, etc.
Without major re-organization, it is doubt Mas will ever break-even. Ofcourse, the Government can always ‘capitalised’ the bank loans, get Petronas to lease aircrafts at a nomination sum and supplying fuel at ‘cost’ with extended credit term.
The question is, how long can we last in this state of denial?
The supreme executive chairman has rejected the MD’s proposal on VSS (redundancy plan) and further instructed to reinstate some of those offline stations e.g. Cairo, Zurich, etc.
Without major re-organization, it is doubt Mas will ever break-even. Ofcourse, the Government can always ‘capitalised’ the bank loans, get Petronas to lease aircrafts at a nomination sum and supplying fuel at ‘cost’ with extended credit term.
The question is, how long can we last in this state of denial?
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Dear Fisherman,
I agreed with your statement. However, one should realise by now that nothing is "IMPOSSIBLE' in BOLEHLAND. MAS now is a government body anyway and the Govt of BOLEHLAND has the absolute power to amend, re-org, cut, re-instate etc through her subordinates incharged in the MH's organisation. So why worry ??? Since when the tax payers money have not been wasted to bail out mega companies in BOLEHLAND? This is just another event. The most important, we still get paid at the end of the month to feed our families.
If we are still unhappy with what is going on, by all means, excercise our rights once every five years in the ballot box.
"HAPPY IDUL FITR TO ALL MUSLIM MEMBERS"
I agreed with your statement. However, one should realise by now that nothing is "IMPOSSIBLE' in BOLEHLAND. MAS now is a government body anyway and the Govt of BOLEHLAND has the absolute power to amend, re-org, cut, re-instate etc through her subordinates incharged in the MH's organisation. So why worry ??? Since when the tax payers money have not been wasted to bail out mega companies in BOLEHLAND? This is just another event. The most important, we still get paid at the end of the month to feed our families.
If we are still unhappy with what is going on, by all means, excercise our rights once every five years in the ballot box.
"HAPPY IDUL FITR TO ALL MUSLIM MEMBERS"
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So when are they going to kick out the Taliban muallah pilots from MAS.
After Hari Raya or New Year.
Especially their leaders Camel and Pygmy. Don't forget also the Rose from training dapartment.
After Hari Raya or New Year.
Especially their leaders Camel and Pygmy. Don't forget also the Rose from training dapartment.
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Come Ist Jan MAS is retrenching about 3000 staff including flight crew.
Well we can guess who will go, those who are against the wrong policy of managements in the past and the members of union who are a treat. It's not going to be Last in First out policy I assure you.
All the cronies are going to keep their gangs to give them support in the future.
And the same old problems remains unsolved and the airline continues with loses inspite of kicking 3000 people out. When will they ever learn.
Well we can guess who will go, those who are against the wrong policy of managements in the past and the members of union who are a treat. It's not going to be Last in First out policy I assure you.
All the cronies are going to keep their gangs to give them support in the future.
And the same old problems remains unsolved and the airline continues with loses inspite of kicking 3000 people out. When will they ever learn.
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Yea I know just join Department of Civil Aviation for 5 years do some flight observations in the airline and you are entitle to a free ATPL. Then after that quietly sneak into the airline.
Well like this I'm joining the Education Ministry and in 5 years I get a free Degree.
It only happen in Boleh-Land.
Well like this I'm joining the Education Ministry and in 5 years I get a free Degree.
It only happen in Boleh-Land.
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I don't think the government will allow those numbers of retrenchments. Perhaps the Expats will be going soon, but I really don't know what on earth will happen or when the "announcement" of their brilliant plan to shape up the company will be. Government bailout (yet again) comes to my mind though.
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Hey,
Veering off from the topic ....
Just wondering, I have this friend whose uncle got into Malaysia Airlines as a pilot. His a Singaporean who resides in KL.
How is that possible, the pilot part ?
THANKS, just wondering !
Best Regards,
Herman <img src="cool.gif" border="0">
Veering off from the topic ....
Just wondering, I have this friend whose uncle got into Malaysia Airlines as a pilot. His a Singaporean who resides in KL.
How is that possible, the pilot part ?
THANKS, just wondering !
Best Regards,
Herman <img src="cool.gif" border="0">
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As most if not all the restructuting is either been reversed or not approved, any professional with pride in his work will quit. So unless those expats can't find job elsewhere, expect them to leave soon.
Understand LSG is negotiating to buy over Mas Catering, would be interesting to find out how much worms they uncover by the due deligence process. Wonder, who would be having the management control and would LSG agreed not to trim the excessive staffs? or LSG things is another ploy to beat up the ailing share price?
Understand LSG is negotiating to buy over Mas Catering, would be interesting to find out how much worms they uncover by the due deligence process. Wonder, who would be having the management control and would LSG agreed not to trim the excessive staffs? or LSG things is another ploy to beat up the ailing share price?