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Forum: Military Aviation
2nd Apr 2018, 07:47
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

The job application form is asking about my...

The job application form is asking about my positive points, so guys you must have some ideas of what I could put.
Forum: Military Aviation
18th Mar 2018, 09:51
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

"And children, don't forget to save up your...

"And children, don't forget to save up your toilet rolls for next week as on Blue Peter we will be making the ammunition."

Note: Blue Peter is the name of a BBC TV children's programme.
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Sep 2017, 13:57
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

"When the check-in staff asked if I wanted a...

"When the check-in staff asked if I wanted a duvet on the flight, I had assumed I was being upgraded to 1st class !"
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Sep 2017, 10:47
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

Caption: "Oy, when you said I could be your...

Caption: "Oy, when you said I could be your wingman, this is not what I had in mind!"
Forum: Military Aviation
10th Sep 2017, 10:39
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

Hey Sarge, "We've been told to finish the work...

Hey Sarge, "We've been told to finish the work and clear the runway, incoming hurricane.
Sarge replies, "Hurricane or hurricane?"
Forum: Military Aviation
20th Aug 2017, 10:18
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

Pilot: "Looks like I've Sully-ied my log...

Pilot: "Looks like I've Sully-ied my log book".
Forum: Military Aviation
19th Aug 2017, 07:49
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

..... Strato-cruise-liner?

..... Strato-cruise-liner?
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Aug 2017, 09:27
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

Signore Caproni. "I have a message from Signore...

Signore Caproni. "I have a message from Signore Ferrari and he wants to challenge you to a race".
Forum: Military Aviation
5th Aug 2017, 13:56
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

I'll just tighten this bit of string, so that the...

I'll just tighten this bit of string, so that the rotor doesn't come off.
I know it is a bit Heath Robinson, but we'll be fine.
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Jul 2017, 16:26
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

Sergei looked yonder to see if the steppes were...

Sergei looked yonder to see if the steppes were on the way, so his pax could disembark.
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Jul 2017, 16:18
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

Yep, I need the whole craft cleaned and polished....

Yep, I need the whole craft cleaned and polished. I want it looking as "spruce as a goose".
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Jul 2017, 16:07
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

OK Mr Putin, are you ready to take your shirt...

OK Mr Putin, are you ready to take your shirt off, as the photographers are here for the photoshoot?
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Jul 2017, 15:51
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

Charles was unsure if adding a new "flying lady"...

Charles was unsure if adding a new "flying lady" statue would affect the aerodynamics of his craft.
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Jul 2017, 10:35
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

When Penelope applied for the wingwalkers job,...

When Penelope applied for the wingwalkers job, this wasn't the plane she had anticipated.
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Jul 2017, 09:52
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

Sold as a hovercraft on Ebay, Quintin was now...

Sold as a hovercraft on Ebay, Quintin was now unsure how efficient it would be on the Hoverspeed Dover - Calais route.
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Jul 2017, 09:29
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

Chief Engineer Scotty to Captain Kirk "I canna...

Chief Engineer Scotty to Captain Kirk "I canna plan for any more power from the engines. I've giv'n her all she's got captain".
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Jul 2017, 08:35
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

Ship ahoy?

Ship ahoy?
Forum: Military Aviation
13th Jul 2017, 08:23
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

Aww thanks CONSO for the vote of confidence for...

Aww thanks CONSO for the vote of confidence for my caption on the last image. Not enough votes to win though :{
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Jul 2017, 11:06
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

After spying some trolley-hens, he strut like a...

After spying some trolley-hens, he strut like a rooster on the wing, but subsequently got roasted by his colleagues.
Forum: Military Aviation
9th Jul 2017, 06:56
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

After being henpecked into practising his flying...

After being henpecked into practising his flying drills, he was delighted when his dead drum-stick landing went well.
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Jul 2017, 14:49
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

Advertisement promotes new film "Chicken Run...

Advertisement promotes new film "Chicken Run II"
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Jul 2017, 13:57
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

So is this an example of a wing with a fowl-er...

So is this an example of a wing with a fowl-er flap?
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Jul 2017, 13:44
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

Pilot Cockerel was not traditional and flew on a...

Pilot Cockerel was not traditional and flew on a wing and a prayer.
Forum: Military Aviation
8th Jul 2017, 08:47
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

"I said feather THE PROP ........"

"I said feather THE PROP ........"
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Jun 2017, 11:56
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

Hands above your heads now. Who has failed to...

Hands above your heads now. Who has failed to declare having more than 100ml of liquids in their hand luggage?
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Jun 2017, 13:39
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

Hold for 5 minutes more lads and then the glue...

Hold for 5 minutes more lads and then the glue should be dry .....
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Jun 2017, 13:13
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

Budget airlines go to the extreme and offer "seat...

Budget airlines go to the extreme and offer "seat only (no bag) + push back" as the cheapest option.
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Jun 2017, 07:51
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

Management consultants denied cost-cutting on the...

Management consultants denied cost-cutting on the feasibility study for the new UK airport at Weston-super-Mare.
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Jun 2017, 07:10
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

The cabin crew insisted that pax did their...

The cabin crew insisted that pax did their inflight leg stretching exercises before continuing on the next leg of their flight.
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Jun 2017, 07:07
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

I'm not standing here all day, can someone put...

I'm not standing here all day, can someone put the handbrake on!
Forum: Military Aviation
18th Jun 2017, 10:59
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

University student Lucinda Hunting-Percival was...

University student Lucinda Hunting-Percival was not surprised by any of the jumps at the horse show, as they had been designed by the provost of her college.
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Jun 2017, 07:31
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

Although specifically told not to, SS still...

Although specifically told not to, SS still retrieve hand luggage during emergency evacuation of AF1.
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Jun 2017, 07:24
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

On landing in Shanghai, Trump's SS detail...

On landing in Shanghai, Trump's SS detail attempts to blend in.
Forum: Military Aviation
17th Jun 2017, 07:06
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

Trump Bicycle Manufacturing Corporation saves...

Trump Bicycle Manufacturing Corporation saves money by freighting goods via AF1.
Forum: Military Aviation
24th May 2017, 09:59
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,947,372
Posted By HHornet

"Look I know that Tom Cruise can hang onto...

"Look I know that Tom Cruise can hang onto aircraft wing for a circuit or two, but that's just mission impossible for me."
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