Caption competition

[JAVELINBOY]

That bloke Alexander Graham Bell has a lot to answer for in my opinion.

[JAVELINBOY]

Long distance you said, well we only just got off the ground.

[JAVELINBOY]

Its me I'm on the line, well you better get off there's a train coming.

[Buster Hyman]

I told you the pattern was full Nightrider!

[Wensleydale]

Yet another entry for the Line Book!

[andytug]

*Not a caption *

OK chaps, judging tomorrow evening once I have settled down with a "wee dram", so approx 2000Zish

[Pontius Navigator]

Originally Posted by Wensleydale

Yet another entry for the Line Book!

Ooh, plagiarism:

Penny Washers

Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Upper Gumtree
Posts: 216

This one just has to go in the Line Book.

[Pontius Navigator]

When they said the aircraft's on the line I thought they meant . . . oh, never mind.

[Wensleydale]

PN - Filed under Miss-a-line-eous...

[Pontius Navigator]

Best get a liney to fix it Sir

[Dan Gerous]

No Sir, if you're smoking a pipe you don't have to wear a cap, it's in KR's, but Scroggins over there is on a fizzer.

[Danny42C]

"Well, he always was highly strung, wasn't he ?"

[Wander00]

Cadet Bader - take this as a final warning abut irresponsible low flying

[Wensleydale]

Cadet Bader - take this as a final warning abut irresponsible low flying

"Thanks Boss - I think I'll get legless tonight after that!"

[squeaker]

Biggles' plan to use gear mounted wire cutters to disrupt enemy telephone communications had, quite literally, hit a snag.

[cliver029]

Having spent many many hours practising deck landings he finally discovered how to catch the wire the wire

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Hoskins is informed by his instructor that the brief for his cross country to simply "follow the lines on the map" was not meant to be taken literally.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Trials of the RFC's new "Telegraph Pole" pattern camouflage proved a roaring success when several staff officers completely failed to see the aircraft until LAC Bloggs showed them where it was.

[andytug]

OK, the jury has deliberated and chosen........lots of "line" puns, but.....these are the choices.

Wensleydale as runner up for "The first experiment in Fly By Wire?" and also an honorable mention for "What do we do now? Call a let?"

But the CST this time goes to Buster Hyman with:
"Admiral Halsey. You know how you had that idea about Naval air power but couldn't figure out how to land one on a ship?...."

[Buster Hyman]

Aww cheers Andy.

I've just started my shift so won't get a piccy up for some time sorry. If Wensley's able to pop one up, that'd be great otherwise I'll get a piccy up later tonight.