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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
This Hoskins is a demonstration of our offensive weaponry. The enemy will be so offended that they will run a mile
Nutty sez...."Aye Mate....sounds like that bar maid from down the Pub!"
Buster sez...."Yes Mate....looks like her too!"
Buster sez...."Yes Mate....looks like her too!"
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"It's too personal. Can I admit to being gay now?"
[Not me, one of the Chermans, just for clarity
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[Not me, one of the Chermans, just for clarity
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Looks like some US Army Warrant Officer Helicopter Pilots arguing about Date of Rank!
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They gave her a suppository beforehand! The vet handed a tube to the AEO and said "Put this in her back end and blow the tablet up the tube."
After much huffing and puffing, the suppository refused to move, so the vet grabbed the tube, turned it round, and blew the tablet straight in.
"Why did you turn it round?" said the AEO.
"Well I wasn't going to blow it after it had been in your mouth"!
After much huffing and puffing, the suppository refused to move, so the vet grabbed the tube, turned it round, and blew the tablet straight in.
"Why did you turn it round?" said the AEO.
"Well I wasn't going to blow it after it had been in your mouth"!
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If we could only separate them, get them side by side, photograph them from behind, add a couple of external diesels, call it Airlander and people would finally realise that pigs could fly.