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Old 26th Jul 2017, 01:29
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Gasp...gargle....gargle!
Sorry Sir?
Gargle....gasp....gargle!!
No sorry sir, afraid I didn't catch it that time either.
Gargle.....feet.....gasp....gargle....scarf!!!
Oh, right sir.
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Old 26th Jul 2017, 01:33
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Would sir prefer the chicken or the fish today?
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Old 26th Jul 2017, 07:36
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We've had a look & we can't figure out why it's overweight.
Get off!
....Ahh, yes...sorry...
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Old 26th Jul 2017, 08:51
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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"Ginger", says Biggles,"I told you to hang on like grim death, but not round my neck old boy."
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Old 26th Jul 2017, 09:14
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"Aw, C'mon, Boss....just a quick selfie before you go?"
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Old 26th Jul 2017, 09:17
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Students, having set a world record for the number of people in a Mini, attempt to get a second person into a single-seat fighter.
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Old 26th Jul 2017, 09:21
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Look sir, you can turn his head right the way round............. oh hang on, that's owls, isn't it? Bloggs..... hello Bloggs ....?
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Old 26th Jul 2017, 09:29
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Sir, there seems to be a problem. We have a Canadian pilot circling the airfield with an American Beagle on his Kennel, plus some Australians with a machine gun...it might be prudent to sit this one out!
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Old 26th Jul 2017, 11:08
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"Ve can't go on meeting like this, Hans - people are starting to talk !"
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Old 26th Jul 2017, 11:17
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"Today, ve vill be haffing target practice. Fritz, you are ze target. Effrybody elze, "X" marks ze schpott!"
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Old 26th Jul 2017, 11:27
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A technician winds up the mechanism prior to the first live test of a clockwork auto-pilot.
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Old 26th Jul 2017, 13:47
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Visiting General to Pilot: "Cold, isn't it? Lend me your gloves."
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Old 26th Jul 2017, 16:37
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"Vy are you hanging onto me like this, man ?" ...... " Well, Sir, I was standing on the wing root and" ..... "And what, man ?" ..... "And it doesn't seem to be there any more, Sir !"
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Old 26th Jul 2017, 16:40
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"I blame white ants !"
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Old 26th Jul 2017, 17:10
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No, not Red Baron, Red Bull, RED BULL! It gives you wings.
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Old 26th Jul 2017, 17:51
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"For ze last time...I do NOT need a navigator!"
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Old 26th Jul 2017, 18:13
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Just to say....I will be away from my confuser until Saturday - I will be judging then! (Just to save any confusion if it slows up in a couple of days).
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Old 26th Jul 2017, 18:23
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"Get OUT of the cockpit Muttley, I'm chasing the pigeon this time!"

<sniggering>
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Old 26th Jul 2017, 19:36
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Originally Posted by Wensleydale View Post


"I know you love me Corporal Hitler but people are beginning to notice."

"Sorry Oberst Goering, I keep forgetting."
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Old 26th Jul 2017, 21:38
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Remember, if the guns jam I have put a lot of snowballs in the cockpit for you to throw.
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