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Search: Posts Made By: BaronChotzinoff
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Forum: Passengers & SLF (Self Loading Freight)
6th Sep 2017, 20:08
Replies: 2
Views: 1,140
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

Lufthansa booking process

Just booked a return flight now - selected flights - entered details and paid - "there is a problem" - tried to pay again - "unable to process your payment" - started again from scratch. The flight...
Forum: Cabin Crew
9th Nov 2014, 17:12
Replies: 1,224
Views: 1,316,973
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

If they had meekly accepted Saddam Hussein's...

If they had meekly accepted Saddam Hussein's threat to switch to trading oil in E instead of USD, ie rather than invade him as a result, they might have had to.
Forum: Passengers & SLF (Self Loading Freight)
11th Oct 2014, 20:18
Replies: 4
Views: 3,614
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

Stelios and the Germans

What's the guy got against them and their culture? I travel monthly between Luton and Schoenefeld, returning on Sunday via the one late evening flight of the weekly schedule, yet it seems that at...
Forum: Cabin Crew
6th Oct 2014, 20:49
Replies: 11
Views: 11,173
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

Wouldn't have thought diverting would do any good...

Wouldn't have thought diverting would do any good - you'll never make them smile, no matter how hard you try ...
Forum: Biz Jets, Ag Flying, GA etc.
12th May 2013, 21:04
Replies: 16
Views: 17,608
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

Yes, it would have been a miracle if anyone had...

Yes, it would have been a miracle if anyone had survived this crash ...

... but in a country like Spain, where the rites of bullfighting are still endowed with a quasi-mystical significance almost...
Forum: Cabin Crew
21st Apr 2013, 13:42
Replies: 1,224
Views: 1,316,973
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

"Self-preservational" - like the wooden man in...

"Self-preservational" - like the wooden man in the Sadolin advert from yonks ago? ;-) No comment about "men getting off before women and children" though ... :}

Edit - BTW this was posted AFTER...
Forum: Passengers & SLF (Self Loading Freight)
7th Apr 2013, 20:48
Replies: 15
Views: 2,865
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

Glad of the confirmation Jarvy. My "monthly...

Glad of the confirmation Jarvy. My "monthly trips" involve visiting family in Berlin but from next weekend I'm having to travel cattle class again from Luton as the new Lufthansa BHX - TXL service...
Forum: Passengers & SLF (Self Loading Freight)
3rd Apr 2013, 17:07
Replies: 15
Views: 2,865
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

Tupperware in t'hold

I say "Tupperware" as being the generic type of food containers, in this case with a seal and four clips round the edges to hold it fast. I like to take my own staples over with me on my monthly...
Forum: South Asia and the Far East
1st Jun 2012, 20:13
Replies: 38
Views: 33,689
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

They're not very good pilots, either - isn't...

They're not very good pilots, either - isn't there an incident where they came in too high to land, "request permission to do a 360", throttles right down then next thing the shaking stick, "Oh golly...
Forum: Rumours & News
23rd Apr 2012, 22:30
Replies: 44
Views: 38,298
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

As a layman reading this, and while my sympathies...

As a layman reading this, and while my sympathies go to friends and families of all victims, I can't help wondering where H&S fits in with all these SOPs, or are you guys left to sort it all out for...
Forum: Passengers & SLF (Self Loading Freight)
16th Apr 2012, 18:51
Replies: 8
Views: 2,202
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

Might make for some ingenious means of disposing...

Might make for some ingenious means of disposing of ones goods about ones person (and from the sound of it, you WILL have to transport your passport up your bum crack!)
Forum: Passengers & SLF (Self Loading Freight)
30th Mar 2012, 18:43
Replies: 6
Views: 1,606
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

Thanks for the advice (need to change my email...

Thanks for the advice (need to change my email address so didn't realise anyone had replied) - in fact I rang their helpline today and it was no problem to book there and then at £25 for the single...
Forum: Passengers & SLF (Self Loading Freight)
27th Mar 2012, 20:50
Replies: 6
Views: 1,606
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

EJ one-way additional items

I'm sure that about 6 months ago I booked for hold luggage for return leg only, but now I am trying to add Sports Eq to my outbound leg Luton - SFX and finding I can only book it for both legs - it...
Forum: Passengers & SLF (Self Loading Freight)
30th May 2010, 16:16
Replies: 30
Views: 6,179
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

If what he writes is actually true, I hope he's a...

If what he writes is actually true, I hope he's a better pilot than a writer, it's appallingly kitchy, cliched and badly structured. Compare



Then in the next paragraph:

:} :confused:
...
Forum: Passengers & SLF (Self Loading Freight)
24th Apr 2009, 22:41
Replies: 40
Views: 6,078
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

I wrote: I'm afraid I've done Mr...

I wrote:



I'm afraid I've done Mr O'Leary a big disservice here by positing that the next logical future charge for non-printing of boarding pass following online check-in would be £12. ...
Forum: Biz Jets, Ag Flying, GA etc.
24th Apr 2009, 22:31
Replies: 50
Views: 19,619
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

I used to fantasise about this - probably the...

I used to fantasise about this - probably the time I spend on PC flight simulators was correlated to the amount of flying it did.

If a plane can autoland, I daresay it couldn't autoland in windy...
Forum: Passengers & SLF (Self Loading Freight)
24th Apr 2009, 21:52
Replies: 11
Views: 1,636
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

"Mr Stiff" - eww, come on, that's really...

"Mr Stiff" - eww, come on, that's really clutching at straws to fill your copy quota, even more than a man drowning in a sea of light turbulence ...

I used to think I had it down to a fine art. ...
Forum: Passengers & SLF (Self Loading Freight)
29th Mar 2009, 22:05
Replies: 59
Views: 4,686
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

Thankfully, despite being forced to use Ryanair a...

Thankfully, despite being forced to use Ryanair a lot, I've yet to experience anyone using a mobile on board.

But Ryanair seem to have more than compensated for this by now making the request for...
Forum: Passengers & SLF (Self Loading Freight)
24th Mar 2009, 19:56
Replies: 40
Views: 6,078
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

Well they certainly haven't done up till now. I...

Well they certainly haven't done up till now. I fly regularly EMA-SFX and while the Berlin staff will always print my boarding pass if I tell them the website wasn't working, the UK staff have "no...
Forum: Passengers & SLF (Self Loading Freight)
2nd Jan 2009, 19:04
Replies: 51
Views: 10,450
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

For Ryanair, something by E J Moeran...

For Ryanair, something by E J Moeran (http://www.moeran.com/MusicVocal.html#)?

For EJ, something by Nikolaos Skalkottas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikolaos_Skalkottas).

For BA, something by...
Forum: Cabin Crew
1st Jan 2009, 23:12
Replies: 73
Views: 23,095
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

Given the number of Lufthansa flights where my...

Given the number of Lufthansa flights where my baggage hasn't been on the same plane as I was on, it would make for some interesting games of "Libyan roulette" amongst dedicated terrorists.


...
Forum: Passengers & SLF (Self Loading Freight)
30th Aug 2008, 15:50
Replies: 47
Views: 5,165
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

One flight I was on the pilot took the clapping...

One flight I was on the pilot took the clapping and shouts of "encore" (which actually referred sarcastically to the number of bounces the wheels took on landing) so much to heart that he took off...
Forum: Passengers & SLF (Self Loading Freight)
22nd Aug 2008, 08:28
Replies: 17
Views: 1,378
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

So Man Friday and Selfloading - you agree 'in...

So Man Friday and Selfloading - you agree 'in principle' to the rights of intrusive media journalists to harass and exploit their chosen targets in pursuit of news content, then? Or are you being...
Forum: Passengers & SLF (Self Loading Freight)
19th Aug 2008, 23:38
Replies: 17
Views: 1,378
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

By Gadd, this is OTT!

Watching the videos on the BBC News site of Gary Glitter being flown to Thailand, obviously shot with a very intrusive camera pointing at him from the row in front, with a host of cameramen...
Forum: Passengers & SLF (Self Loading Freight)
19th Aug 2008, 23:30
Replies: 12
Views: 1,206
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

Mistakes like this are surely often based on...

Mistakes like this are surely often based on assumptions - in fact we lost our kid in the woods recently by assuming she'd be trailing behind us like she normally does, running to catch up every now...
Forum: Cabin Crew
19th Aug 2008, 23:15
Replies: 9
Views: 2,314
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

Whom would Jesus assault? Well I dare say...

Whom would Jesus assault? Well I dare say there's things Ryanair could dream up that would make him lash out the same as he did to the moneychangers in the Temple.
Forum: Cabin Crew
4th Aug 2008, 11:53
Replies: 1,224
Views: 1,316,973
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

What does a thick business passenger in the...

What does a thick business passenger in the emergency seats do when told they must hand their briefcase over to be stowed with the preferential Business Class luggage?

Refuse time and time again -...
Forum: Cabin Crew
4th Aug 2008, 11:43
Replies: 67
Views: 13,657
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

Did she fail the "walk the wing" test then? ...

Did she fail the "walk the wing" test then?

Sounds like a revision of the trad. song is in order:-

"What shall we do with a drunken hostie? ...
... Put her in the galley with a sick-bag near...
Forum: Passengers & SLF (Self Loading Freight)
4th Aug 2008, 11:30
Replies: 12
Views: 1,206
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

"I thought you had her!"

Parents separated seatingwise on board the plane unknowingly leave child adrift at Ben Gurion airport - BBC News story (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7540112.stm).

Is this the first...
Forum: Passengers & SLF (Self Loading Freight)
25th Jun 2008, 21:29
Replies: 51
Views: 5,093
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

Good point. Comparing the airports in question,...

Good point. Comparing the airports in question, EMA and Berlin SFX, the former has pleasant departure lounges and lousy arrivals and the latter has cattle-pen departures and speedy arrival throughput...
Forum: Cabin Crew
25th Jun 2008, 21:18
Replies: 1,224
Views: 1,316,973
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

It's kind of witty whether true or not as isn't...

It's kind of witty whether true or not as isn't there a piano piece by Debussy which I'm sure we'd all recognise called Gollywog's Cakewalk...
Forum: Passengers & SLF (Self Loading Freight)
23rd Jun 2008, 04:35
Replies: 51
Views: 5,093
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

Smoking in the loo

Whatever you might have thought, don't do it as they really don't like it.

Flying back from Berlin to EMA last night and the only information the pilot deigned to convey during the whole flight...
Forum: Passengers & SLF (Self Loading Freight)
28th May 2008, 18:47
Replies: 4
Views: 848
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

I agree Flock. I was trying to take some bike...

I agree Flock. I was trying to take some bike chains and sprockets through at Berlin SFX a few weeks ago - having previously taken just one of each through, just to make sure it was OK.

They...
Forum: Cabin Crew
18th May 2008, 20:33
Replies: 1,224
Views: 1,316,973
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

As in this...

As in this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm6VC5gdaFA)?
Forum: Cabin Crew
18th May 2008, 15:35
Replies: 1,224
Views: 1,316,973
Posted By BaronChotzinoff

Posted on another forum by someone who works...

Posted on another forum by someone who works somewhere in "people-handling" at Gatwick:

"It was one of those nights as I left work. What a sequence:
Mackem: Where de ah gan now?
Me: Where are...
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