"this chopper sucks, it looses ETL around 140knots and I never get it to hover and what idiot installed the funny looking collective bar between my legs ??...when ever i pull that things i experience some sort of 50G-SUPER-ETL-Boost that catapults me through the bubble.....i tell you what, that thing is a pice of junk "

Bloggs proves he is a real flaming a--hole!

That's what happens when you use a photo of a fixed wing in Rotorheads: nothing!

Now, this one should get some responses :cool:

http://www.airplane-pictures.net/ima...2/28/38083.jpg

The most obvious punch line -

Debbie, a former blonde, attempts to push start the helicopter.

Debbie had found a new way of earthing out the static discharge on landing by using the free end of the headset lead...

Having missed the helipad before, Debbie knew the score and assumed the position!

I don't care about her, I am more worried that there is a purple R44 in existence.. WTF !!

"Are you sure it will roll away without the chock?"

Once again, it was Bonus time at Helidosa - "don't bonus, we'll bone you!"

"Stupid brunettes - don't they know the sand dunes only have LEMO sockets?"
-- A Blonde

Debbie had seen some big purple choppers in her time, but this one was definitely going to need some extra warm up stretches

"Heartbroken at the sight of the big, gentle, stranded creature, Debbie began pushing it back out to sea."

(But my vote is with Non-PC Plod.. damn right she should assume the position..:ok:)

"Listen Buster...
You may come with a manual, but he enjoys using the tie-downs more when I'm around"
:E

I dont remember eating that !:confused:

Svenestron
I think yours is a winner.

"Heartbroken at the sight of the big, gentle, stranded creature, Debbie began pushing it back out to sea."

Very funny! Not to mention it will appeal to the tree huggers among us.

One has to wonder at the original artistic intent of the pose. Perhaps not.
Perhaps there is a pissed off redhead at the tail rotor pushing the other way.

How about: "Encountering the strange creature Science Officer Debbie attempts a Vulcan Mind Meld."

Some excellent captions so far :D

Check back Sunday night at 21:00Z, and I'll pass the baton to the next player. Have an image ready to go, and we'll keep this thread moving :ok:

Blonde wearing a wig....."Awesome! You can hear the sea when you wear a headset!"


"Fiona waits patiently for her debriefing by the Captain."

Franks latest model the rrrrrrrrrrr44!!

Hoping to meet her Prince, Debbie bent down to kiss the ugly purple frog!!!:}

New pilot Debbie: "I thought I was going to be riding choppers at work, not just pushing and polishing them!"

or

"Must push chopper out of picture... it is too purple!"

or

"Wow a purple helicopter!, this one is coming home with me"

or

"Machines of this colour are best kept under water and out of sight of sane people"

or

"Oh my!, a camera aloft, I must make a pose tihihihi..."

or

"I can wash your chopper anytime"

Sorry people, I just got carried away a bit