Matter for you mate - post away if you have something suitable,
if not I'm sure someone else will !

Let's try this one.....


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For Sale. Late model B206, low hours, private use only. Lite rain damage to interior. A steal at 750,000.

"That's what happens when you let the Navy Seals mark the LZ Colonel! I told you to use Army Pathfinders!"

Chap on the right with sunglasses "It's your fault! Why did you have to build that stupid little sandcastle when you were supposed to be marshalling!"

Bell's attempts at an amphibious helicopter had some design flaws that needed to be worked out.

"What did I tell the boss?" "No problem....told him we would be late because the engine would not start and we were arguing about whether it was wet wiring or water in the fuel that was causing the problem!"

"Yes I said I love the smell of napalm in the the morning and yes I said to go surfing on that break but I did NOT mean in the helicopter!"

when i said wash the turbine .that's not what i had in mind!!!!!!!

It's true, Boss - it was just a puddle.....and then Bloggs here did a water drain check on the tanks!

You should'a seen the one that got away!!

"Alright men, it's this mans fault. Now lets rope off an area around him and heckle....."

The underwater recce Sqn OT&E plan suffered some early setbacks

Air Accident Investigations determined it was the worst case of carb icing it had ever seen

"It was a dry spot when we landed their last night.... honest"

Now come on stop crying :{ were get your camo pants back , Earls got a R44 were going to lift it out :E

Okay!! somebody get the net!

MAD (military attractiveness determinant)
 

The military has begun work on a ratings scale for the attraction of different surfaces to chopper pilots in strife. The new scale is calibrated with flat level ground equal to zero. Empirically obtained results so far are +3 for calm water and -5 for jungle.

Let's try this one.....
 

Girl in front: "Smile?? You want me to f**king smile?!? It's so f**king cold I wouldn't be surprised if a f**king penguin showed up!!"

grizz