saftey briefing:
"always sit the "ginger minger" at the front to the protect more important cargo!!!

MADY :cool:

"My, what a big pitot you've got!"

The pilot had been overheard in the bar the night before that he had a huge vibrator!

They weren't lying then I have been told they vibrate like the proverbial.

!!!
 

OK OK you were right , those are not snail tracks on the probe!:}

No Chief, I haven't fitted the wrong pitot tube. It was only the same size as the left one until they sat on it..

Time to breath life into this thread. I can only think of

Congratulations! Twins!

http://i785.photobucket.com/albums/y...st1/CHandR.jpg

John Bastard twins is better
The runts of the litter

Novelty Blade Tie-Downs ?

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1.../Coconutty.jpg

Answer to life, the universe and everything.

Quick! Nobody's looking - stuff 'em in the back and we'll keep 'em for spares. Spares incase the wiper motor fails that is...

Reckon 30% N1 will clear them ?

The Jolly Green Giant broke wind and look what happened!

Which somehow reminds me of his assertion that the ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.

Quite apt given these offspring :ok:

"Woops! Sorry Ma, guess it musta bin sump'n I ate!"

"From tiny Acorns....or something like that!"

the Jolly Green giant took a huge dump & cramped out a couple of politicians err I mean Crapinson Flimiscopters

"...And one day, if you eat plenty of gearboxes and drink lots of oil, you'll grow up to be big and strong just like Mummy!"

I did think of one, but as the owner of one of the R44;s I thought it unkind.

Think of David Attenborough......

"And to track down one of the larger animals, it is vital to be able to identify its droppings"

Reality:
The crew (German airforce) ran from their machines to photo the two arriving R44s. They claimed not to know that such small helicopters were made! And, YES, we did arange to leave before they started-up!

Seriously? That's your security?