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Old 12th Nov 2010, 07:42
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saftey briefing:
"always sit the "ginger minger" at the front to the protect more important cargo!!!

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Old 12th Nov 2010, 07:58
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"My, what a big pitot you've got!"
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Old 12th Nov 2010, 11:01
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The pilot had been overheard in the bar the night before that he had a huge vibrator!
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Old 12th Nov 2010, 21:51
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They weren't lying then I have been told they vibrate like the proverbial.
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Old 13th Nov 2010, 04:56
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Devil !!!

OK OK you were right , those are not snail tracks on the probe!
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Old 13th Nov 2010, 16:23
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No Chief, I haven't fitted the wrong pitot tube. It was only the same size as the left one until they sat on it..
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Old 18th Mar 2013, 16:49
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Time to breath life into this thread. I can only think of

Congratulations! Twins!


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Old 18th Mar 2013, 18:09
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John Bastard twins is better
The runts of the litter
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Old 18th Mar 2013, 18:13
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Novelty Blade Tie-Downs ?

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Answer to life, the universe and everything.
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Quick! Nobody's looking - stuff 'em in the back and we'll keep 'em for spares. Spares incase the wiper motor fails that is...
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Reckon 30% N1 will clear them ?
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Old 18th Mar 2013, 22:40
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The Jolly Green Giant broke wind and look what happened!
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Old 18th Mar 2013, 22:52
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Answer to life, the universe and everything.
Which somehow reminds me of his assertion that the ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.

Quite apt given these offspring
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Old 18th Mar 2013, 23:41
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"Woops! Sorry Ma, guess it musta bin sump'n I ate!"

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Old 18th Mar 2013, 23:58
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"From tiny Acorns....or something like that!"
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Devil

the Jolly Green giant took a huge dump & cramped out a couple of politicians err I mean Crapinson Flimiscopters
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"...And one day, if you eat plenty of gearboxes and drink lots of oil, you'll grow up to be big and strong just like Mummy!"
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I did think of one, but as the owner of one of the R44;s I thought it unkind.

Think of David Attenborough......

"And to track down one of the larger animals, it is vital to be able to identify its droppings"

Reality:
The crew (German airforce) ran from their machines to photo the two arriving R44s. They claimed not to know that such small helicopters were made! And, YES, we did arange to leave before they started-up!

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Seriously? That's your security?
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