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12th November 2010 | 07:42

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g-mady

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From: leicester

saftey briefing:
"always sit the "ginger minger" at the front to the protect more important cargo!!!

MADY

12th November 2010 | 07:58

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Pandalet

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From: Land of damp and drizzle

"My, what a big pitot you've got!"

12th November 2010 | 11:01

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heliboy999

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From: Mega city One.

The pilot had been overheard in the bar the night before that he had a huge vibrator!

12th November 2010 | 21:51

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500e

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From: In the air with luck

They weren't lying then I have been told they vibrate like the proverbial.

13th November 2010 | 04:56

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PatMcgroin

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From: Saudi Arabia

!!!

OK OK you were right , those are not snail tracks on the probe!

13th November 2010 | 16:23

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ShyTorque

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From: Wandering the FIR and cyberspace often at highly unsociable times

No Chief, I haven't fitted the wrong pitot tube. It was only the same size as the left one until they sat on it..

18th March 2013 | 16:49

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John R81

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Time to breath life into this thread. I can only think of

Congratulations! Twins!

Last edited by John R81; 18th March 2013 at 16:50.

18th March 2013 | 18:09

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Hughes500

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John Bastard twins is better
The runts of the litter

18th March 2013 | 18:13

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Coconutty

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From: UK

Novelty Blade Tie-Downs ?

18th March 2013 | 18:51

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LOZZ

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From: Blackbushe City Limits

Answer to life, the universe and everything.

18th March 2013 | 19:59

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toptobottom

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From: Near the bottom

Quick! Nobody's looking - stuff 'em in the back and we'll keep 'em for spares. Spares incase the wiper motor fails that is...

18th March 2013 | 21:24

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500e

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From: In the air with luck

Reckon 30% N1 will clear them ?

18th March 2013 | 22:40

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ShyTorque

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From: Wandering the FIR and cyberspace often at highly unsociable times

The Jolly Green Giant broke wind and look what happened!

18th March 2013 | 22:52

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John Eacott

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From: Gold Coast, Australia

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOZZ

Answer to life, the universe and everything.

Which somehow reminds me of his assertion that the ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.

Quite apt given these offspring

18th March 2013 | 23:41

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Agaricus bisporus

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From: UK

"Woops! Sorry Ma, guess it musta bin sump'n I ate!"

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18th March 2013 | 23:58

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SASless

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From: Downeast

"From tiny Acorns....or something like that!"

19th March 2013 | 00:10

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Vertical Freedom

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From: Top of the World

the Jolly Green giant took a huge dump & cramped out a couple of politicians err I mean Crapinson Flimiscopters

19th March 2013 | 13:15

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LookingUpInHope

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From: Northants

"...And one day, if you eat plenty of gearboxes and drink lots of oil, you'll grow up to be big and strong just like Mummy!"

19th March 2013 | 18:18

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John R81

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From: England & Scotland

I did think of one, but as the owner of one of the R44;s I thought it unkind.

Think of David Attenborough......

"And to track down one of the larger animals, it is vital to be able to identify its droppings"

Reality:
The crew (German airforce) ran from their machines to photo the two arriving R44s. They claimed not to know that such small helicopters were made! And, YES, we did arange to leave before they started-up!

Last edited by John R81; 19th March 2013 at 18:19.