Rotary - The song.
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 650
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From: God's Country
PP and JE
My mistake. Yep still got the tape.
The 'Heads' song isn't on it of course. Remember that one? To the tune of We'll build a world of our own' (Seekers)
Chorus.
We'll build a heads of our own
And no one else will know
And we'll keep it a secret
from the wardroom PO
And I know they will smell
But our clientele
Will be happy when they find we never close.
Oh my dear oh my dear
I joined the ship last year
and I'd heard some dreadful stories
that concerned the lavatories
My fears were put right
the very first night
when I couldn't find a heads that were not closed
Chorus
In the morning I arose
almost comatose
And I know it sounds disgusting
cos it starts the bathroom rusting
But in my finest hour
I piddled in the shower
Cos I couldn't find a heads that were not closed.
Chorus
There'll be bog rolls galore
and hand towels by the score
There'll be books with coloured pages
for the ones wot sit for ages
and a trap all alone
with a big white telephone
when we build us a heads that never close
Chorus
Now if you're in a rush
and feel you need a flush
don't go running to 5W or 4X or 5Z
Cos you'll find to your disgust
The bowls are full of rust
Everybody's using ours that never close
Couple more verses, and I might have mixed a couple.
Was Eagle's heads as bad as Ark's?
My mistake. Yep still got the tape.
The 'Heads' song isn't on it of course. Remember that one? To the tune of We'll build a world of our own' (Seekers)
Chorus.
We'll build a heads of our own
And no one else will know
And we'll keep it a secret
from the wardroom PO
And I know they will smell
But our clientele
Will be happy when they find we never close.
Oh my dear oh my dear
I joined the ship last year
and I'd heard some dreadful stories
that concerned the lavatories
My fears were put right
the very first night
when I couldn't find a heads that were not closed
Chorus
In the morning I arose
almost comatose
And I know it sounds disgusting
cos it starts the bathroom rusting
But in my finest hour
I piddled in the shower
Cos I couldn't find a heads that were not closed.
Chorus
There'll be bog rolls galore
and hand towels by the score
There'll be books with coloured pages
for the ones wot sit for ages
and a trap all alone
with a big white telephone
when we build us a heads that never close
Chorus
Now if you're in a rush
and feel you need a flush
don't go running to 5W or 4X or 5Z
Cos you'll find to your disgust
The bowls are full of rust
Everybody's using ours that never close
Couple more verses, and I might have mixed a couple.
Was Eagle's heads as bad as Ark's?
Were Eagle's heads as bad as Ark's?
Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 3,008
Likes: 62
From: North Queensland, Australia
Is the reference to feline hand jobs just some weird Navy slang, or are you weirdos really talking about wanking cats?!!!
I know there are some bizarre terms such as 'a bunch of c**ts', referring to a pile of knotted ropes on the deck (apparently), but that is particularly strange...
As an aside, there was a fine Aussie song to the tune of 'The road to Gundagai' along the same lines;
'If you don't wok for fun, then you take it up the bum, we are the boys from (squadron name here)...
then there's the trashies, they are rather camp, but we know where they take it, they take it up the ramp,
if your wings don't rotate, then you take it up the date, we are the boys from (etc..etc..)
Many other verses relating to any other type of flying machine ensued.
I know there are some bizarre terms such as 'a bunch of c**ts', referring to a pile of knotted ropes on the deck (apparently), but that is particularly strange...
As an aside, there was a fine Aussie song to the tune of 'The road to Gundagai' along the same lines;
'If you don't wok for fun, then you take it up the bum, we are the boys from (squadron name here)...
then there's the trashies, they are rather camp, but we know where they take it, they take it up the ramp,
if your wings don't rotate, then you take it up the date, we are the boys from (etc..etc..)
Many other verses relating to any other type of flying machine ensued.
