Is the reference to feline hand jobs just some weird Navy slang, or are you weirdos really talking about wanking cats?!!!
I know there are some bizarre terms such as 'a bunch of c**ts', referring to a pile of knotted ropes on the deck (apparently), but that is particularly strange...
As an aside, there was a fine Aussie song to the tune of 'The road to Gundagai' along the same lines;
'If you don't wok for fun, then you take it up the bum, we are the boys from (squadron name here)...
then there's the trashies, they are rather camp, but we know where they take it, they take it up the ramp,
if your wings don't rotate, then you take it up the date, we are the boys from (etc..etc..)
Many other verses relating to any other type of flying machine ensued.