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Old 24th Jun 2004, 23:34
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Of course it's not marked! If you'd ordered Nato's buffer stock of dhobi dust in kilograms instead of grams, would you draw attention to it?

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Old 25th Jun 2004, 00:27
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So when you said you like'd a salty chopper what you really meant was .......!.
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Old 25th Jun 2004, 11:01
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I'm just gonna powder me nose !
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Old 25th Jun 2004, 17:25
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Pilot: "I'm sorry madam I know it's cold and there's no bushes up here to hide behind but I DID warn you that if you let another one go like the first I was going to land and make you get out"
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Old 26th Jun 2004, 01:11
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Headline! "Mounties Mount Mountain" Canadians Shocked!
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Old 26th Jun 2004, 01:58
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"everyone in, we're poppin the floats and sledding down"

Headline! "While flying through a LA set for a new movie the pilot quickly learned one mountain was not painted on the backdrop"
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Old 26th Jun 2004, 10:57
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The new aerial crack-detection device worked just fine. Twice!
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Old 27th Jun 2004, 01:00
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the new pitot head is alot stronger than the old one
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Old 27th Jun 2004, 13:31
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Whats wrong with this picture?
...blue skies, a brilliant snow covered mountain with helicopter pinned nose first below peak, mountainneers wearing cold weather gear, "G" strings and hydration packs

Nothing...all looks normal to me!
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Old 28th Jun 2004, 00:06
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"Damn Bob, this has got to be the most expensive anchor I've seen for the new ski lift."
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Old 28th Jun 2004, 02:58
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Look, I thought we could clear it...Now shut up and push!
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Old 2nd Jul 2004, 14:01
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Caption

Geez I hate angle parking!!
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Old 3rd Jul 2004, 00:40
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C'mon Moses......... There's only ten of them, surely they're here somewhere!
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Old 4th Jul 2004, 00:56
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gstring person:

wont they be suprised when this snowball rolls into town!
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Old 9th Jul 2004, 13:37
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In the company ops room, 20 mins ago.

ring ring.....ring ring.......ring,

"Hello Mountain Heli Taxis" (apologies if there is a company called that out there)
"Hi, I've just climbed a mountain and need picking up"
"Certainly sir, how high are you?"
"20000ft"

Question, if the a/c ceiling is 20,000' is this a 'legal' pickup?

Are you only as high as your static point?
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Old 10th Jul 2004, 03:27
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This excercise has been conducted to test your concentratention during the critical phase of landing. I'm sorry, you have failed.
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Old 10th Jul 2004, 04:36
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The Royal Canadian Mounted Police Always Get Their Man!
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Old 11th Jul 2004, 03:54
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"OK lads, tie her down for the night"
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Old 27th Jul 2004, 04:12
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Cool

"What's this button do?"
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