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Old 22nd Jun 2004, 04:30
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"1.62 kilometers to the mile... ...no wait, 2.54 centimeter equals one inch, OK, the map says this is a 12,400' peak and the POH says hover ceiling is 3770 meters, carry the three aw crap DOESN'T ANYBODY HERE SPEAK ENGLISH??!!"


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"Ohhh. Riiiight. Pull UP on this and the houses get smaller. Should I try again?"


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"Damnit, I never should have traded in the reindeer on this peice of @#$#%!"

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Old 22nd Jun 2004, 04:47
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So, does this altimeter show ASL or AGL?

Last one down has to walk back up!
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Old 22nd Jun 2004, 05:57
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Person on left to person on right:

"Does my bum look big in this?"
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Old 22nd Jun 2004, 06:22
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I take it i dont pass my IR then

You did remember to add a 1000 feet to the figures on the chart i suppose

I know we are short of sloping ground sites but dont you think this is going a bit far.

Budgie let it go its not a cake
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Old 22nd Jun 2004, 07:28
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Damn, 3 feet higher and we would have missed it!
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Old 22nd Jun 2004, 08:12
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"Don't forget to reset your altimeter to the proper field barometric pressure before entering the landing pattern"
 
Old 22nd Jun 2004, 09:34
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What do you mean "Pull more collective, its in my armpit now. some one else will have to get out as well".
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Old 22nd Jun 2004, 10:35
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captions...

thong guy - `I thought thermal underwear was meant to keep you warm......my ass is freezing`


 
Old 22nd Jun 2004, 10:49
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Budgie the helicopter was having serious trouble overcoming his sugar addiction.
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Old 22nd Jun 2004, 11:46
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The DEA celebrate cracking a major cocaine smuggling operation.
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Old 22nd Jun 2004, 12:11
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"No, this mountain is too heavy to lift. Let's try the next one"
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Old 22nd Jun 2004, 12:23
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" come on get digging, their is no way it wil go over so well have to go thru!"
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Old 22nd Jun 2004, 12:33
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"hey, it's not like I broke anything and besides, who's gonna believe it anyway???"
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Old 22nd Jun 2004, 12:40
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Captain Sipho used to drive minibusses in Gauteng before getting his Wings.
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Old 22nd Jun 2004, 12:41
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There seems to be the start of some plagiarism going on, eh Big Tudor!

By the way, that wasn't an entry to the caption contest!
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Old 22nd Jun 2004, 12:44
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....not the first time I have got my chopper stuck somewhere unfortunate........
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Old 22nd Jun 2004, 13:37
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"what was the MORA for this stretch?"
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Old 22nd Jun 2004, 17:42
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Engineers check out the new FLIR cooling modification.

(ack Obs J)
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Old 22nd Jun 2004, 17:51
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Breaking news on Entertainment Tonight

Shocking news tonight as kids all over the world are stunned to learn that Budgie AKA scarface is caught sniffing a mountain of coke.... just before introducing his little friend
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Old 22nd Jun 2004, 18:06
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I thought Squirrels were supposed to be found in trees.

No this one is not covered by The RAC or the AA.

Captain you know I told you about Marshmellow mountain, well the chaps are out taking samples.

This is the last time you navigate.

So 1 avalanche
2 Bury the mother in law
3 claim the insurance
4 off to the bar
5 Peace and quiet.
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