Would you put PPL on your CV??
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Slopey wrote....
Absolutely put it on!!!!!
I've lost count of the CVs which have come across my desk with interests listed as;
"I enjoy going to the cinema, playing football and socialising with friends"
DOH! Yeah - who doesn't!
At least if you have something other than the above there's a topic for the interviewer to form a question around. Very handy (for the interviewer, and for your job prospects!)
(and I won't employ anyone without at least a B in standard grade English (it's our language and candidates should be able to speak/write it!) and Maths (or preferrably a few decent "Highers" but I am North of the border and we don't have the narrow focused A level nonscence up here- but that's hardly to PP's high standard!)
and I won't employ anyone without at least a B in standard grade English (it's our language and candidates should be able to speak/write it!)
don't have the narrow focused A level nonscence up here.
Oh the Irony
How you doing dunx?
Absolutely put it on!!!!!
I've lost count of the CVs which have come across my desk with interests listed as;
"I enjoy going to the cinema, playing football and socialising with friends"
DOH! Yeah - who doesn't!
At least if you have something other than the above there's a topic for the interviewer to form a question around. Very handy (for the interviewer, and for your job prospects!)
(and I won't employ anyone without at least a B in standard grade English (it's our language and candidates should be able to speak/write it!) and Maths (or preferrably a few decent "Highers" but I am North of the border and we don't have the narrow focused A level nonscence up here- but that's hardly to PP's high standard!)
and I won't employ anyone without at least a B in standard grade English (it's our language and candidates should be able to speak/write it!) don't have the narrow focused A level nonscence up here.Oh the Irony
How you doing dunx?
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Funny you should say that... I got this this morning:
Resimay
To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the offiser job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.
Im lookin for a Jobb as a offiser but it musent be to complicaited.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
BRYAN nikname Beefy
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
Employer's response:.....
Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check. You're hired.
Resimay
To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the offiser job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.
Im lookin for a Jobb as a offiser but it musent be to complicaited.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
BRYAN nikname Beefy
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
Employer's response:.....
Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check. You're hired.
Blah Blah Blah
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Originally Posted by Slopey
" nonscence "
Whoops! In my defence it was a PDA I was tapping on. Doh!
Keng - Spills or ack? Pm me
Whoops! In my defence it was a PDA I was tapping on. Doh!
Keng - Spills or ack? Pm me
Me..I am just crap at spelling.
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Decades ago, people were smaller and thinner, and decent tits were rare, so the one with the biggest tits would get the job.
Nowadays, there is so much gross obesity around that the one with the biggest tits will have them touching the floor and she is likely to develop serious back problems
I interviewed one the other day. Poor woman could hardly walk.
Nowadays, in the UK, it would be the one with the smallest tits that would get the job!
Nowadays, there is so much gross obesity around that the one with the biggest tits will have them touching the floor and she is likely to develop serious back problems
I interviewed one the other day. Poor woman could hardly walk.
Nowadays, in the UK, it would be the one with the smallest tits that would get the job!
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So, does the one with the big tits get the job then?
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Did a telephone interview yesterday and the interviewer asked me if I was a 'What if' thinker...
I started giving a business example and thought 'sod it' and said that as a Private Pilot I have to constantly think about the 'what ifs' without it being of detriment to my ongoing performance.....
I started giving a business example and thought 'sod it' and said that as a Private Pilot I have to constantly think about the 'what ifs' without it being of detriment to my ongoing performance.....
