Captions?

[Timothy]

"The instructor said I'd be current by the end of the flight."

[High Wing Drifter]

"Hey Bill, I see that your lifesize version of Flightdeck is nearly finished!"

http://www.stuffwelove.co.uk/flightdeck.htm

[Pilot-H]

ATC: "N1234 Go Around; I say again Go Around! .....all our runway lights have just gone out"

[Maxflyer]

After his first attempt at an approach Mr Blunkett decided to stop trying for his PPL and spend more time with his family.

[Timothy]

Define "family" in this context....

...oh sorry, wrong thread

[Pilot-H]

ATC: "Sorry N1234 we seem to have lost your radar image, this is because we think something may have dropped off-line and crashed"

N1234: "Not yet...."

[Timothy]

"The latest Cessnas come fitted with static inverters as standard"

[dublinpilot]

"Sorry tower. Was that a call for us? We're just on the land line..."

[Pilot-H]

ATC: "(Garbled) Playtex 44DD the emergency services are on their way!"

N44DD: "Roger that, but we are Mayday44DD, it sounded like you said Playtex"

Unspecified other aircraft: "Hello boys, it's because you have under-wire support, and there's a pair of you"

[Mobster lover]

Management Pilot: "It's good to be flying the line again........."

[Pilot-H]

"God how embarrassing. I only hope no-one at PPRUNE gets hold of our photo!"

[Mike Cross]

OK Here's another

[Confabulous]

'CLEAR PROP!'

[EGBKFLYER]

Tourist Ad: 'Shopping is fantastic - the Maule is just down the road...'

[Pilot-H]

"Air Travel is not inherently dangerous. You are much more likely to be knocked down by a bus while crossing the road...."

[Farrell]

I was concentrating so hard on the centreline that I didn't realise my mistake until it was too late!


I still think the first picture is a classic!!!!!!!


Twr: "N***9E, hold short runway 16"

[High Wing Drifter]

AIC Pink 98(P20)/01: Peoplestrikes - Operational considerations in the event of peoplestrikes on public highways.

[Penguina]

"Bloody English - don't they know we drive on the right here?"

[treadigraph]

No, no, I shouted for a taxi, not a take off...

(Incidently, isn't this from a film and, if so, which one?)

[Kolibear]

"Maule mauls 'em all in mall"