Teething problems with JPA? Dont be to quick to judge as JPA leans within the cosy verb.:bored: You see, Besides the fictional budget intervenes my foreseeable shareholder from EDS and teething problems reclaims a parochial concerto within the company of EDS.
Why won't JPA scream beneath the bacterium that is infecting its core?:uhoh: Well I will tell you, a lean transmitter duplicates a satellite arc and JPA refuses every pointer.
So the solutions to teething problems breathes within JPA. Its easy to see that JPA bypasses solutions to all teething problems like Pandemic Flu:} .

Movadinkampa747
 

Hmmmmm. A little too much of the hard stuff, methinks.

Regards

Ginseng

Movadinkampa747 ---- So you're the person that's been sending me all the spam recently!

Sorry, no its not me because you must realise that the correlate slang provokes spam. How do you, LFFC, pulse into its holy fuss? Spam flies before your visible doom. LFFC once again whoops "spam".

M747
 

I'd try ringing that Irish hospital if I were you. You need help!

Regards

Ginseng

movadinkampa747

What the !!!! are you going on about?



p.s. For us simple ones, PLAIN ENGLISH please.

747's last 2 posts are like something out of a language translator programme the individual words are recognisable but when read together they are meaningles. :)

If you cut and paste the text into Google Translate and convert to German you get this:

Dentitionprobleme mit JPA? Nicht zu schnell zu urteilen sein, da JPA innerhalb des cosy Verbs sich lehnt. Du siehst, außer dem fiktiven Etat greift mein vorhersehbarer Aktionär von EDS ein und Dentitionprobleme fordert ein parochiales Konzert innerhalb der Firma von EDS zurück. Warum nicht schreit JPA unter dem Bakterium, das seinen Kern ansteckt? Brunnen I erklärt dir daß, Duplikate eines magere übermittlers ein Satellitenbogen und JPA jeden Zeiger ablehnt. So atmet die Lösungen zu den Dentitionproblemen innerhalb JPA. Sein einfaches, zu sehen, daß JPA Lösungen zu allen Dentitionproblemen wie Pandemic Grippe überbrückt.

Convert from German into French you get this:

Dentitionprobleme avec JPA ? Juger pas trop rapidement son, puisque JPA se penche dans cosy le verbe. Tu vois, interviens excepté le budget fictif mon actionnaire prévisible d'EDS et des Dentitionprobleme reprends un concert parochiales dans l'entreprise d'EDS. Pourquoi ne pas marcher JPA sous la bactérie qui attache son coeur ? Le puits I t'explique que, maigre rejette les duplicatas übermittlers un coude par satellite et un JPA chaque pointeur. Ainsi respire les solutions aux Dentitionproblemen dans JPA. Son simple voir que JPA franchit des solutions à tous les Dentitionproblemen comme des Pandemic grippe.

Convert back into English you get this:

Dentitionprobleme with JPA? To judge not too quickly its, since JPA leans in cosy the verb. You see, intervene except the fictitious budget my foreseeable shareholder of EDS and of Dentitionprobleme take again a concert parochial in the company of EDS. Why not go JPA under the bacterium which attaches its heart? Well I explains you why, thin rejects the duplicatas übermittlers an elbow by satellite and a JPA each pointer. Thus breathes the solutions in Dentitionproblemen in JPA. Its simple to see that JPA crosses solutions with all Dentitionproblemen as of Pandemic seizes up.

………which makes more sense.

why not say that in the first place - abundantly clear now :}

Lost LSA days
 

My LSA days are still incorrect on JPA and therefore I get paid it at a lower rate than I should recieve. I've had no luck at all trying to get it corrected with JPAC or HR, but things are potentially looking up now.....

Following some advice from a fellow sufferer of lost LSA days, I've applied to PMA through PSF that they provide my archive records under the data protection act (all above board - there's a form for it). I shall go through and calculate the days myself, photocopy the lot of send it out in triplicate to HR and JPAC.

I know I shouldn't have to do this, but hey, if you want a job doing correctly........

PS: Some people suggested photocopying my logbook, but I don't log courses or when AT took me in/out of theatre and I want every day back.

That's a shame. All mine were logged and very useful it proved. I was able to get my official records updated as the computer driven system had been fed the wrong data quite often.

As well you should also have that lovely blue ring-bound folder to record your whole service life.:}

Sid

Matey, after the chat we had on Tuesday, I believe I will follow the same path as thou! Can you point me in the direction of the relevant form please?

Any idea on how long it will take for 'uselessworth' to come back with the goods?

Regards

M7

I am now officially stuck on the wheel of death regarding my MQ deductions.

JPAC - Not us Guv, has to come from DHE, talk to them.
DHE - Done that, not our problem, talk to your local HR.
Local HR - You need to talk to JPAC.

I actually feel like killing someone.

Let me know how it goes Wylie.

Wyler,

Please PM me, I may be able to help

Success(?) at last!
 

The situation regarding my FMQ charges has at kast been resolved. My heartfelt thanks to the Deputy Chief Clerk who took pity on me and took up the gauntlet. In the end even he got fed up with the sloping shoulders, lies and false promises of the JPAC staff. He accumulated all the paperwork himself and Faxed the lot to JPAC. He phoned them every three hours for 4 days until they actioned it (just to shut him up). He also badgered DHE (or whatever) every day to come up with the facts and support him.

I have now been credited with the charges......and overpaid by 1300 pounds.........:ugh: :ugh: :ugh: :ugh: :ugh: :ugh: :ugh: :ugh:

I am soooooo tempted to make the b@stards wait for three months and have to phone me every day but that would make me as bad as them. :mad:

This means that, under JPA, I have never had correct pay.

Good outcome and 10 out of 10 to the adminners who were outstanding. :D :D Still a sad way to say farewell. :( Many thanks to those who offered help. :ok:

Why not pop down to the bank, and get the £1300 out in 2p pieces, and then send it to OC JPA by courier, deducting the courier charge from the amount being re-paid!

Now there's a phrase you don't hear every day!

Advance's
 

Anyone else experienced (at the end of November ready for Xmas), the re-claiming of incorrectly paid advances?

I must have email JPAC and unit HR 5 times to tell them since my overissue in May.... and now they take it back. Well done for making sure it was at the most appropriate time. Just lucky my debt was small, some poor folks must have been really stung this month?

The farce that is JPA continues to cause havoc. Any rumours about a decent pay rise going round yet?

The RN awaits payment via JPA this month.:bored: :\


Thanks to all of you for being such good guinea pigs and resolving most of the issues.:ok: