and with his left thumb, he pressed the detonator . . .

Right you fat fukc, those screams you hear are my mate running over your bodygaurds ... and now you're going in The Comfy Chair !!!

He'd never really wanted to be a dentist, especially not with the responsibility for those teeth

Putin won, now we can get rid of all that dodgy ammo.


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Come up and see me, make me smi-i-i-ile...

He's just died O Most Revered Fat Wun

Bugger! Who back me as Kpop-Kneed Rebel now?

"Beroved Reader, this not the way to do Gangnam Style!"

(by the way, check the fat dimpled knuckles on Yung Fat Wun's hands!)

The chaps at Border Control Point 10025 were glad to finally have their equipment upgraded, but secretly they'd rather have had a roof installed.

Those guys? Don't mind them. They've just come back from combined exercises with the French.

The identity of Pontius Navigator is finally revealed.

The last two in the 'Hug the leader' queue limber up for their turn

Kim tests out Q's latest concealed bayonet in the belt buckle device.

Vewy good Genewal, now where is the flooking power socket to plug them into?

Kim plans nuclear armaggedon from his secret mountain retreat.

Sir.. Glorious leader... Sir... It is your sister on the phone, she says she has seized power in your absence.

yes Genewal, it is a high quality suit material, it is called nylon..

The official supreme leader tickler performs his duty.

We won Bullseye and we didn't get the boat!

"Ah, I love our National Postcode Lottery ... especially as I'm the only person with a Postcode."

There is delight as the leader finally guesses the correct year on Popmaster.

The Navy wanted 100,000,000,000 Won for a new 16 inch monitor. But we found one on Alibaba for 50,000.