Commissioner Gordon misshines the Bat Signal....wonders why help took so long to appear.

NOT A CAPTION

Excellent contributions as usual - judging tomorrow 1500 Zulu-ish.

- Ed

Hoskins was getting good at shadow puppets.

"But Sir - we're allowed to have nose art".

"That's not a nose!"

The Marines deny that the gender balancing shadow image of Ron Jeremy on the USS Bonhomme Richard had anything to do with the fire.

Of course it has a military connotation Sir. She's got torpedo tits.:E


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"I said we wanted a port side WINCH, not a WENCH!"

No, No. I told you to paint a piece of THE tail.

If you think the paint job on "70" is in bad taste, you should see the one on "69"!

No matter what Madonna did, she could not raise excitement amongst the Marines.
" That's for pussies" they exclaimed as they went to war...

What do you mean, it's not photoshopped ?

I thought the General was joking when he said we could have feathers in our caps.

General: "That is a wholly unconvincing upper body."

Airman: "Haven't you seen an elbow before, Sir?"

The Apache Squadron adopt Big Chest* Sitting Bull as their mascot.
*Arse

Anyone else notice there are only 2 blades on the rotor.....No , thought not.

You missed off the sign, beware Hot Exhaust !!
No sir it was there, the lads all gave it a pat for good luck and rubbed it off

Just as the Sea Stallion lost Vr in the fierce Haboob and crashed to the desert floor, a collective roar of approval erupted from the "cyclic" mind of Dan Gerous, with: If you think the paint job on "70" is in bad taste, you should see the one on "69"!

Ozymandias will be along shortly with a newly sand-polished CST! Way to go Dan! :ok:

Thanks for that cavuman. I've had a wee bit of luck in the capcom recently, so I'll open it up to anyone who hasn't previously won.

Defiantly not US standard, but we ran out of paint, if we hadn’t she would be more in keeping with our heavy lift capability.

No takers, so open to anyone.

I've been saving this puppy for such an occasion


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There is a whole series of Images of it BTW here

http://www.airwar.ru/enc/fighter/jaguarm.html

The Navy couldn't find a piano, so.........

As the F4 crew said..."Splash one Jaguar".

Further experiments to see if a Jaguar could achieve at least one dry take-off.

Get it down to the litter tray before it leaks anymore.

Swopped it back as I assume you had commented on the earlier one Wensley

We couldn't find a new Jag nosewheel, so we nicked one off a Concorde

A running start into wind, hold back, catapault, curvature of the earth, increased AOA; if it doesn't lift off with full stores and fuel this time, what else can we try?

Remove the pilot's watch?

We did that last time.

Oh...

Dan are you going to score it or should I?

You score it Nutty. What happened to the pic of the jag on the lift?

It's in the link, I swopped it back as I read WD's posts and he had replied to the one I put up first I think which is the one showing, so I swopped it back and you replied in the meantime Doh!

Cat on a hot tin roof feels the heat

Clearly photoshopped, the seas the wrong colour of pink...
(Explains why I failed the Pilots exam. ..)

The French will try anything....once

Man walking away....Thinks " Im safer to just dive over the edge "

A running start into wind, hold back, catapault, curvature of the earth, increased AOA; if it doesn't lift off with full stores and fuel this time, what did we forget?

Reheat?

That's already included in the calcs.

Oh...

The crew hated it when the Jag was taking off. It's not easy to get a Carrier up to 88mph.

Man kneeling in brown jacket: Which cat do I need to scald?

It's no use, we can't rely on the curvature of the earth. Get that tank off and strap on a Saturn 5.

Look if we don't hurry up the War will be over in 6 months...

( Treadigraph is suffering from Groundhog day..)