A SPAM built aircraft?

When you peel the skin back, all pilots become the same colour!

Hoskins takes "Remove before flight" a little too literally.

Told you not to pop that balloon behind the ' Mouse Catcher Airborne System '

Bad day: You find wasps in the pitot tube.

Really bad day: A woodpecker finds them first.

Keep 'em coming - ETJ Wednesday.

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....eb08b65f6d.jpg

"Hoskins, next time I say 'give it a gentle tap and see if you can get it working' ......I mean GENTLE !!!!"

Hoskins, when we play golf on the station links, a hole in one means something rather different...

Sir, The storeman is happy to write-off the boots.....
...but not the 8 watches, 3 flying suits, 4 Laptops, two microwaves and fridge freezer you 'claim' were lost during the incident!

Sgt, just leave the co-pilot there for a bit ....we will get him out later when he finally relaxes his grip on the coaming..
.....and hopefully over time the smell will dissipate to!

Good and bad news boss....

Bad news, you're an airframe down for a week or so...
Good News, Flt Lt Hoskins no longer has constipation!

Pppwwwwwwaaaaaaarrrrppp....Ahh that's better out than in, damn, I shouldn't of had that extra hot vindaloo last night, I'm telling you, that fart could melt metal.

That was a seriously Angry Bird, have you seen the damage, that was a bouncing bomb....





https://hero.fandom.com/wiki/Bomb_(T...ry_Birds_Movie)

Well Homer, multiple dents and red staining, what do you think?

Arrggggghhhhhh Rasberry Ripple Droooollll....

Yes Mr Hunt, for your next movie we have added a couple of extra handholds for you, but don't worry on the final print we can bluescreen them out.

Little before scene what damage to the camera ship was done when Goose ejected. The Air Force said it was just a Bird Strike.. so not to have a serious compensation claim from the family

No seriously there REALLY was nothing on the clock but the makers name

If you think THIS is bad, you should see the other side.

Everybody hits a bird now and then...

Yeah, but in their nest?

(Oldie but goodie...)

" 409 " what's the significance of " 409 " ??
Well 409th different aircraft damaged by Ft Lt Hoskins...think of it as a tally. However that was at last week, look over there, you'll see " 421 " ..