Hoskins couldn't understand why his boss sent him for parachute training, as he was travelling as pax.
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Unfortunately, the Aircrew Parachute Course that involved jumping from a Hercules into Poole Harbour had been cancelled on cost grounds. Hoskins couldn't understand the reasoning because the savings were just a drop in the ocean.
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AD 1978 caption, BBC Head of Light Entertainment to the DG: "I'm not really sure who is on Top of the Pops this week, I believe these are Pansy People or The Village Idiots or some such silly name..."
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Jesus have you seen the woodworm, it's a death trap I tell you. Condem the structure. ....
Don't you know there's a War on. Do you think the Jerry's will use soft rubber swimming aids as you land? |
Bert, the clocks striking 3, that's your signal to come out.
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Pike......Captain Mainwaring, I can see the German Invasion Fleet.....
Captain......Stupid boy we're 60 miles inland Fraser.....Why is it called Walmington-on-sea then? Sgt Wilson....Very high tide sir? |
"Don't deploy your chute until you're 10 feet off the ground Paddy."
"Bejeezus, and what if the thing doesn't work?" "You can jump 10 feet can't you?" "I, that I can, let's be going then" |
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Agents deploying to Eastern Europe receive anti-defenestration training.
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Don't worry, look, they've turned the sound down so no one will hear your screams.
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After the black queen ran off with a white knight, and a bishop was caught in flagrante with a pawn, the Potentate tired of chess and set up a cuckold clock.
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Why exactly do I need a reserve 'chute?
Well of your main does not open you pull the reserve Jesus is gravity not so strong in Aldershot? |
Chu Chu shows how his mind really works, unless it's a predictive text error.
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Well, they don't look much birds . . .
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I tawt I taw a puddy ta......🐱..
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Are you sure that this thing is the same height as Salisbury Cathedral?
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It was later discovered the instructor had entered the wrong weight in the spring mechanism.
Has anyone got a long ladder? |
Judging this time tomorrow.
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Well it looked bigger on 'flea'bay
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Was expecting a bit more space in the Yurt. Should have read the small print.
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