Gas powered breach mechanism...where do we get the gas from? ?

The Wombles seek to deter by any means, litter louts on Wimbledon Common.

The German Army develops a machine to ensure that sufficient garlic is grated and available to make Sausage for the troops.

"Look at the date! May the fourth be with you! Haw, haw, gasp ..choke..gag..splut.."

Sent to the mill on the Meuse, Von Hoskins brought his indexing plate.

Ve push der cabbage in der collander, crank zer handle and out comes der beautiful sauerkraut.

Finished with the holy handgrenades, load the holy magazine.

"Wir machen eine Fahrt!"
"Nur eine?"

With sh*t shooting like that, have you considered a different occupation? I hear zer is maybe und vacancy for ein Pope….

And if this movie is der Vizard of Oz again, ze vill lynch us, so der masks vill hide our identity.

The latest in needle free mass vaccination equipment being tested and carefully re-calibrated after some patients were given their first , second , third and fourth doses in one go .

Hey, let's make with zer YMCA!

Do mein eyes deceive me or is zat ein hund flying ein kennel?

Fed up with always comming last in the ' Troop sharp shooting ' competition the men descide to up the anti and go for the rapid mass fire solution.
" Ve got ze idea from Von Kiltrash in ze Cap Comp "

You had better go and explain to the farmer exactly what happened to his barn door...

My turn, my turn , stamps feet , my turn with the trigger..

At the ' Hook a Duck " stall in the village fair the Mayor checked the rule book for authorised equipment

Ruthless German Efficiency is applied to Deserter Firing Squads ....
" Do we have a problem with Desertion?" Asked the General.

Spread your buns! Bratwurst, Frankfurter, Knackwurst and Kransky at your service sir.