Doc Brown's latest invention still suffers the same problem, how to achieve 88 mph.

Eric ' Winkle ' Brown baulked at no 488
" I'm not that stupid he said.

Ah Major Tom, put your helmet on and give this oddity a go.

Yes Hoskins, Said the Mess Manager, as your a bit short this month will take this in part payment of the £4- 4 / 6 pence bar bill.
Bring the £4 next week.

In the bar afterwards, the Pilot was heard to complain that he had to slow down to stall speed, so he did not overfly the Jaguar.

At least, if it is to he consigned to the dustbin if history, the wing will make optimal use of that receptacle.

Well Mr Mulley. Its either this, the Nimrod AEW, or buy American.

The Rotary Wing concept suffered from inaccurate specifications.

Model Aircraft Judge

" Well done Hoskins it did say on the box this was an ' Impossible ' build "

or

"Better take this back to ' Toys R Us ' must have had a accident in the parts department "

What's with the red paint, Hoskins?

Don't you get it? Von Richthofen? Flying circle?

It protects us against AAA. Works on the same principle as dazzle camouflage.

Well you pull this lever and it converts to a Lada, what could be of more use?

Well at airshows it ensures the Pilot has constant shade from the sun all day

At Duxford the Tiger Moth went 'tech ' so they had a rummage around hanger 51 to find something for the joy flights

While touring Area 51 the President wanted to see what the $$$ had been spent on.
Move on nothing to see here.

...and before you turn on the radar, remember to cover your knackers with tin foil...

Well I know you designed this to serve a purpose, I just fail to see what purpose it has.

Later it was discovered that although the designer had produced a World beating plan, Bae had pinned the plans to the drawingboard up side down.

Well the plans fell out of Master Treadigraph 's
( age 6 ) math jotter

"Bisquick, Mate?" "No thanks, I'll have a Pancake Fokker!"

- Ed