Liverpool Airport - someone stole the runway.

"Hoskins, I'm not sure the inflatable canards work."

Passengers soon realised that Ryanairs new service from Dublin to London City...in fact landed 30 miles east of the capital and then a boat service would have to be taken!

No Hoskins...ramming the migrants boats is not a cost effective way of stopping them!

Autoland using GPS: fine till the Russians modify the satellites.

Finally a use for all those 737Max's ....fishing trips!

In an effort for further savings and considering the meaning of the term "boarding", the ryanair think tank found a new way to save in airport fees. Next step is to wet lease the caspian sea monster.

"Sergeant Pipkins - get yourself and Smith down to the Tyne sharpish. Report of some sort of illegal COVID gathering."

Hoskins, this wasn't quite what I meant by company being in the race to the bottom.

Ryan Air's new one way service to downtown Venice proved extremely popular.

A water taxi sir to the quayside sir? That's extra...

If he was that good a pilot, he would have put it back on the runway.

When I said float it on I meant....ohhh never mind.

No wonder it's sinking, I told you Mavis not to pack that packet of tampons for heavy bleeders, I bet they're in the rear cargo hold.

I see Goose is still getting his own back on Maverick...


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All I said was can I have a splash of water in my whisky.

The Extinction rebellions were furious over the Hudson being used as a runway and rushed to the scene and climbed on it in an effort to halt the plane from taking off.

After the Catalina's success, Ryanair start operating a Highland Hub from Inverness/Loch Ness airport

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With Victoria locking down again, the Murray was the only feasible option...