How would I know why? He just said, get to the chopper.

Hoskins had forgotten where he put the keys to the Blackhawk.

All together now, "Flintstones, meet the Flintstones, they're the modern stone-age family....."

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A little trick I learnt from flying on civvie airlines, get the seat at the emergency exit, there's more leg room.

Men on the other side...
" Hey Frank, see the colour of that top in row 19 seat 75. ? Think that would look good on the kitchen walls? "

Sorry but someone had to say it. ..

"In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the A-Team."

" I ain't gettin on no plane "

Meanwhile, at Seaworld the performing SEALS begin their routine!

Just don't mention how small it is, he has a complex over it.

See, I told you there was a job out there for a pair of three legged siamese twins.

And be careful when you engage the enemy, last time I shot my right leg off.

So those marines went back in hanging on the outside of an Apache, who in their right mind would do that?

The Indian Army treats helicopters the same way that Indian commuters treat trains.

My mum always mollycoddled me. She said I had to get a job in a well-ventilated location - do you think I should send her this picture?

For those who forgot to go to the toilet before flying, we have facilities on the right-hand side for two men at once, and on the left-hand side for two men at once.

What's that beeping noise.?
That's not crude or offensive so why have you self cencored by bleeping out the noise?
No its going beep beep beep
Ah we're reversing?

Tthhheeerrrsss aaaa llloootttt ooofff vviibbrrraattiioonnn.

Could be worse could be in a Chinook

Man on right.
Oh go on you said I could have the multi weapon this time

Ah Sybian, there's a lot of vibrations. Ah that gives me an idea for my wife, said Mr Summers

Ok. shoot any barstards you see not self isolating.....

Does that mean us too?