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MPN11 13th Jan 2021 18:19

Mr. Goldfinger: “No, Mr. Test Pilot, I expect you to die.”

treadigraph 13th Jan 2021 19:11

Evenin' all - funny little thing, not sure if there is one in the Hiller Museum at San Mateo; if so I've seen it! Must have averted mine eyes...

Anyhow lots of goodies, here are just a few amongst many that tickled the right stuff...

NutLoose


Jesus, that’s the last time I land at Speke.
Dan Gerous


Let’s go and lift out that Chinook stuck in that muddy field. That'll wipe the smirk off their face's.
Buster Hyman


Right. Lesson one. Start peddling.

Well, this is as far as we got. The first magazine with parts was rather affordable, but then the costs skyrocketed!

Phew! Rough landing there Hoskins. By my reckoning, I’d suggest there’s at least four skid marks....
Wensleydale


STS Aviation find discrepancies in the drawings to convert 737s into Wedgetails.

The USAF in further bids to prevent unauthorised Nose Art.
Kiltrash


10,000,000 years BC, Fred and Barney design the latest in cutting edge personal transport.
But the winner is MPN11 with...


Man on left reads Take Off Checklist ... “Our Father, who art in Heaven..."
Well done you, I'll have the CST over to you just as soon as I can find a Skycrane with a reliable hoisting system...

MPN11 13th Jan 2021 19:24

Oops ... done it again! Thanks for honour of temporarily getting to dust/polish the CST.

Please bear with me until the morning when I have access to my creaking old Mac. He has access to imagery, and plays a mean Bagpipe.

Listen. Out.

MarcK 13th Jan 2021 21:36


Originally Posted by treadigraph (Post 10967260)
Evenin' all - funny little thing, not sure if there is one in the Hiller Museum at San Mateo; if so I've seen it! Must have averted mine eyes..

There is the single place Hiller Hornet at the museum. They tried to light it off at a helicopter gathering a few years ago. Very loud.

NutLoose 13th Jan 2021 22:09

NOT A COMPETITION PICTURE.

Looking at the history of Hiller I was surprised to see that the one we commented on wasn’t apparently the most dodgy looking, the one man “Chinook” looked positively frightening.


https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....e59760501.jpeg

Buster Hyman 13th Jan 2021 22:44

Pre comp caption for the non comp picture above.....

Arnie; “GET TO THE....never mind.”

Ascend Charlie 14th Jan 2021 00:15

"I only wanted to blow the doors off!"

MPN11 14th Jan 2021 07:48

Good morning, folks ... apologies for the delay!

Have a go at this ...


https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....4b307226aa.jpg

Buster Hyman 14th Jan 2021 07:54

I like your hat. Is it just Goofy or can I get Mickey Mouse ones?

Buster Hyman 14th Jan 2021 07:55

"Nein. I don't recall telling to wear zee Fox hat. Vhere are you from again?"

Buster Hyman 14th Jan 2021 07:56

Are you sure its dead?

Buster Hyman 14th Jan 2021 07:56

Looks like Santa missed your stocking.

Hydromet 14th Jan 2021 08:02

Vee shall zing along...
"Davee, Davy Crockett, King of the eastern frontier..."

treadigraph 14th Jan 2021 08:11

Unt people say mein moustache is ridiculous!

treadigraph 14th Jan 2021 08:15

If you must wear that ridiculous bear-skin hat, at least get the tongue removed...

treadigraph 14th Jan 2021 08:25

I say, I say, I say, what did the German kid say when he pushed his brother off a cliff? "Look, mother, no Hans!". Thank you very much, my name's Adolf with a short A...

Ascend Charlie 14th Jan 2021 08:57

"Me und mein freunds are here for ze Donald's impeachment trial. Peaceful protest, of course!"

Kiltrash 14th Jan 2021 09:20

Look into mein eyes, of course I am sincere and we will be friends for as long as ze third Reich endures

Kiltrash 14th Jan 2021 09:22

One star? Which World Cup was that ?

Kiltrash 14th Jan 2021 09:26

No no my tanks are better than your tanks, would you like a competitive battle to prove it?


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