Do you ever get the feeling someone is looking over your shoulder?

Man at front: I'm steering, you get on with the pedalling.

At Butlins swimming pool something big and brown is left in the water

Now if we get to the surface and stick our heads above the water, the tourists will think they have spotted Nessie and the local pubs will do a roaring trade

UBER attempt a water taxi, from Calais to Dover with the illegals

What's that tube?
Its the emergency blow device if we run out of compressed air.
Where do I put it?
Have a guess,
Silly boy

It's the new submarine from Fairey, Sir. They call it the Swordfish, Sir.
But isn't that a...?
Yessir!

Don't worry Saul, it's the Dead Sea. Nothing sinks in the Dead S...Oh dear.....

Sub Lt Hoskins circled again, trying to find something solid to collide with.

A distinct lack of confidence in their colleagues meant that most Iranian sailors preferred sailing out of sight.

With such difficult communicating and everything done by hand signals it was not surprising that the Admirals daughter became pregnant

In 1928 the crew were unable to effectively convey instructions. The same in 1978 on the USS Nimitz was the norm ....and that's progress?

Pedal FASTER was the cry as the amorous Blue Whale approached

Yes the watch is still working so take it down another 50 feet

The sooner they invent Nuclear propulsion the better. What? we have only just perfected clockwork

God I miss having a galley!

The specialist team and the sub were shrunk down to a teensy size, inserted into a syringe, and injected into Donald's skull. Three weeks later, they still haven't found a brain...

"I was caught using the company Galaxy to take the kids to school. What about you?"

The water was fairly murky back there. If you look at the bow, you can see we identified the target by feel.

Hoskins? I feel like a brew. Be a good chap and nip down to the galley and put the kettle on.