Well if you cannot social distance voluntarily we will have to send you home in chains

What happened to Captain Oates? Well he said he was popping out and may be some time. We could not wait for him ...

Hello we have been away for decades, have Liverpool won the Premieship yet ?

We have seen the future, it was so good we came back because Hoskins was the 3rd most intelligent person there after us 2.

We left on May 1st 1970...................... whadda ya mean it is only 1969.

Things we had to do to dodge the draft.

And damn fine it was, thanks for the reminder.

"What do you mean, the hatch bay door won't open"!

Bugger, we wanted to land on Uranus.

Is this the 3rd rock from the sun ?

We were doing great. 500 years and never hit anything and Mavis Bloody Hoskins decided to drive.

This sat phone is marvellous, light, compact and easy to carry, we’re having the odd problem with the Sat dish though.

Welcome our new Lizard overlords.

Hoskins laughed at the Dr when he was told he was going to have a suppository, Hoskins may not be doing much laughing later.

Chuck emerges from the capsule and notices the 3 'balloons'...."You maniacs! You blew them up!"

Asked to design a Nespresso machine for the US Army, Nescafé foolishly make one big machine, rather than lots of small ones.

Ahem... 366Ft , fully loaded Saturn V.....

Ttfn

Tell Nutty he's going to need some more speed tape...

Ttfn

I shall judge now folks, so we can get a new one in for the weekend.

Some really good film and TV referenced ones.

The runner up is Kiltrash with the LA speed check/Aspen 20 one, (at least the SR71 came back dry!).

The winner is NutLoose with "Message from the gunners on the Missouri Sir...it says...Pull?"

The trophy is exercising its right to go to the winner, but can only travel an hour a day, so it might take a while to arrive.

Oooohhhh :) will dig out a picture.