...as much use as a fart in a bottle.
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If you can't fix it, f*ck it, so no other f*cker can fix it.
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If sh*t were brains, he wouldn't have enough to wipe his a*se
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If brains were chocolate, he wouldn't have enough to fill a smartie.
As much use as a concrete parachute |
If his brain exploded his beret wouldn't come off.
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If you can't take a joke, you shouldn't have joined.
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Drill Sgt at Cranditz:
"I'll kick you up the arse so fakkin 'ard you'll be ****tin' Kiwi for the next nine months, Sah!" |
Originally Posted by PDR1
(Post 9416080)
"I would rather my father worked for ten brexiters than one bremainer"
"Excellent - and what is his profession?" "Undertaker..." (with apologies to Hannibal) PDR |
So confused he didn't know whether he wanted a 5h1t or a haircut!
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If it floats, flies or fcuks, you're better off renting it !
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Not a saying but a first hand account -
Telephones back in the 70s RAF (and no doubt earlier & later) had a sticker on them stating: Speech On This Telephone Is Not Secure. A disheartened soul had scraped off some letters so that it read Speech On This Telephone Is No cure... |
Everyone has the right to be ugly, but you abuse the privilege.
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This thread is titled 'Amusing Sayings' - not adolescent smut.
NutLoose, your posts are particularly crude. |
It would be a funny old world if we were all amused by the same thing. But it's a funny old world anyway.
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As useful as a chocolate teapot
As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike |
As useful as a chocolate teapot Chocolate teapot proves useful - BBC News |
"As funny as a fart in church".
Now, who hasn't sniggered at that? |
If I wanted your opinion I'd give it to you.
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This thread is titled 'Amusing Sayings' - not adolescent smut. CG |
When describing the skirt worn by a particularly large WREN:
"I haven't seen that much canvas since Victory was undergoing sea trials" |
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