Everyone kept banging on about something else.....

I remember telling George he could drop in anytime.:}

"Now then no 1, where are these Mutant Sea Bass with fricken lazzerrs strapped to their heads?"

"But Charles Clarke promised me my own luxury pad in Forest Row after just a 2 day stint in Leyhill Open nick".

Sorry, very non-PC, but probably a bit too close to the truth for it NOT to be said :ok:

You're all wrong. Apparently he was alive for an hour after they found him.

Now we get the chance for a full blown Shakespearian soliloquy.

"I said, once more into the breach dear friends, but they said the hole in the wall was too small and they were too fat. Then, like the gentle dew falling from the heavens our prayers were answered and the wall was rent assunder.

As I lay there wondering at the stars in the firmament I realised there were 51 of them.

neigh whole clusters of them, just like the Pliedes

as someone gently tugged at my bollocks to see if I was OK.

Alas I felt not a thing as they were in the next room :}

Achmed. Make sure the thread on Pprune goes on and on and .......

'you have not heard the last of me you western pigdogs, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of ......croak

ZaQueer said...........
 

As he heard the whistle of 500 pounders, he popped a message into his favourite pigeons saddlebags,to his best mate Abu Hamza al-Muhajir...........




"Didnt want the job anyway !, That Laden Bin's a T*** for forcing folk into jobs they dont want, its yours mate Im off"

"Answer the door love!"

It is Allah’s will if I live or......ahhhh bugger.........

"Oy, careful, you'll have some fakir's eye out with that."

"You'll never take me alive, copper"

OK, have it your way.

What the f:mad: k was that.....?

"Feckin' Carling Black Label drinkers. Bring me a Heine......."

To the tune of Yesterday:

Insurgency, little bits keep dropping off of me
I'm not half the man I used to be
Oh I believe in insurgency

'No worries Ahmed. The spams couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo at this range.'

Zarqawi: 'I thought they were doing us in alphabetical order.'

Sheik Aardvark: 'er...sorry, boss'

:}

' I want one thing written on my sand castle, here lies Zarqawi, and he's bloody annoyed!':{

or

Was he listening to Phil Collins when he died.. !! :}

"Ow!"
I really couldn't be bothered to type anything else.

"....come on in, the door's open........"