I suspect that a "rank" is not being implied but a humourous reference to an anatomical region. I believe some cultures have a thing called colonal irrigation, although in England it is normally colonic. Did I say "normal" in the same sentence?!

GBZ

"So seriously, you're saying that the 72 virgins are all crewmen who didn't bag a Carrickfergus Commando?"

CG

Cazatou
 

Cazatou........... ANYONE serving in the HM Forces regardless of race,colour,creed OR religion gets my thumbs up.....and i`ll buy ANYONE serving in HMAF who appears in my local a pint anytime..

As to my quote, I STICK by it, whilst i apologise if it offends you or anyone else, you must remember this IS a free country for which this right has been defended for thousands of years.

Its MY view of today`s society and if i dont like it NO i wont leave, i would defend that right.

God save Her Majesty

(mustard climbs back into his cave):ok:

Can you play rock the casbah at my funeral? :E

' Does my bum look big in this...oh yes it does!!' :rolleyes:

or

' I hear with my little ear, something beginning with B....':D :D

"U.S. forces killed terrorist al-Zarqawi in an air strike. We didn't get the devil on 666, but we only missed by one day. ... He was hit by two 500 pound bombs. In fact, al-Zarqawi's name is now ow-ow-ow-Zarqawi. ... You know what his last words were? 'Holy Shiite.'" --Jay Leno

- "Hamad, how do you turn this Satphone off?"

- "'tis but a scratch"................."It's just a flesh wound"........................."Oh, I see, running away, eh?! You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's comin' to ya! I'll bite your kneecaps off!"

- "Is it too late to say Sorry please?"


(Cazatou its you against the world again! Thank god for the ignore list function of PPRuNe.):ugh:

I should have been in the middle of Kabul.....Not KaBoom!.

Mummy, Mummy, Mummy, Oh Sh1t, Hello Beelzebub.

Last words
 

SALAD DODGER - you are way too fast for me
Oh well, here is mine entry

"The Black Jihadist always triumphs"

Not wishing to hijack the thread, but what about the last words he might have heard before fading away?

My guess is either "Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated" or "Sorry, chum, you're chopped".

What about the words of the F-16 jocks? I imagine they were somewhat satisfied with their day's work. I'd think a beer or two was in order, if US forces weren't so Southern Baptist over their views on alcohol on ops.

"Yeehah, Jester's dead" springs to mind for some reason.

Roadster,

Catholics don't recognize birth control.....Methodists do not recognize baptism.....Baptists do not recognize each other in the Liquour Store.

"I was just telling the guys I'd thort I'd go out and get bombed tonight..."

According to Al' the Geezer - that well known rumour monger from the Sand Dancer's Arms in Bayswater - what he said when translated from the Arabic was:

"Curse you Red Baron! I spit on your Holy 500 Pounder of Anticoh...cough! cough! ...u-urr-rgh."

"I told you - paint the target sign on MY house, then we are guaranteed that the devil-dogs of the US Air Force will not be able to hit it in a month of ramadans."

'I knew it was a bad idea to fly the Union Flag outside the house'

Aaiiiiiieeeeee Spitfure!

Call Cazatou......tell him...cough....I love him also

According to US Intelligence sources, Al Zarqawi was only a few years into his terrorist "career" yet had managed to cause untold death, destruction and misery.

Thats the problem with the youth of today, they blow up so fast....

Ah yes quite true....however his decision to retire came in a flash!

"What took you so long?"