Did anyone jot down the number plate on that truck?

Ahmed: What was that bang boss?

Zaqarwi: Not sure, sounded a bit like John Prescott dropping in

OK...now THAT'S just plain funny !!!

"Someone sure dropped a Clanger!"

I heard it was
 

"At least I don't have to sit through any more pre-deployment lectures":E
Charlie sends

Gurgle.......gurgle......groan.....groan.............

"Now..............no-one................will.................know.............tha t............I've.............been..............posting..... .........on ................PPRuNe.............as....................... ....................ABIW

"F:mad: ck me, I reckoned BEagle would have made at least 20,000 posts before I copped it"

"72 Virginians? Oh bugger".

Is the Sea Harrier thread still running?

"Yes, MOD I would like to make a low flying complaint.......Well put me through to the USAF then"

Whoever's doing it could you stop that bl@@dy whistling:p

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced

"Holy Shiite!"

"You ain't no virgin!"

Nessun dorma! Nessun dorma! ...ah, you Americans never did appreciate opera....

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Someone clean this place up, it looks like a bomb just hit it.....

"So why not send me a compulsory purchase order like anybody else then ?--just cos you want to put a new bypass in "

or

" I thought Tony Blair was against anti-social behaviour".

or

"I want that t££t prosecuted for low flying "

"Parlez...?"

"Don't forget my Human Rights"

"Ooooooh, that smarted!"

"Did I put clean undies on this morning?"

"aaaw, f##k!"

"Quick!. Hide the Holy Grail!"

"Will my application for a house in Forest gate be affected?, tell my family to put on the form that i will join them as soon as i can find a safe route out of the country:ok: "