Okay, we need bog rolls to simulate the water towers, who needs a dump?!?

I disqualify myself for near-plagiarism, but

OK, these boxes are the chimneys of the MoD, and the ground represents floodwaters. You've got 24 hours to familiarise yourselves with the layout before we start the rescue operation, but if you need more time, just ask.

Right guys they are third and long so I want you guys on the left to come inside and blitz their quarterback. Once we win this game we will get back to winning the war :rolleyes:

You lot pay attention....when Judge Judy shows up pointing at her Watch....we will all convene here to await the arrival of the new CapCom.

Ok as you can see we have the Witney layout, the PM wants us to sandbag it and bollocks to Windsor, they do not vote for him.

You don't want to wind up here ! This is the model for the new grave yard. As you can see the penalty for not being funny on the pprune CAPCOM page is pretty high :ooh:

That's where we buried Buster, next to Coff, SASless is in the next row, just up from ShyTorque... :p

Is this all you could find? It was a Chinook which went in FFS!


Go and see the headman at that house with the round windows, Plexiglass conservatory and fancy ramp to the front door and ask him where the rest of it is.

OK Sir. The entire town of Staines is now under water. This is all we managed to rescue from the Industrial Estate.

Okay, this is all that's left of our rations. Now, we're going to divide it by....Son...is the safety on, on your assault rifle?

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

Continuing the movie theme...

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

Right lads, I need to point out from our point of view looks can be deceiving so do not assume that this will be a walk-over. That perimeter wire seems quite nasty even from this angle.

News just in. It's going to be a barbecue summer and Somerset will look like this by July!


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Yes Private Prune, Google Street View may well provide us with a more realistic view of our objective and how to get there but you need to realise that broadband access in the middle of a war zone is assuming a bit much.
So we have to make do with alternatives so watch and learn - this will not be a power point presentation you can file away and forget...(next thing we will be dragging into action will be a white board - heaven forbid - whatever next will these new recruits expect)

"To summarise. These vital rations have to get to Henley, Chertsey & Marlow.
Snags, Points, Questions?"
"What about Staines, Sir?"
"Labour voters"

I know someone who lives in Staines...............vile sheep shagger, yup on to elsewhere

"Ok chaps, it's on for Operation About Time, we have identified the perps house here and the plan is for an early morning assault at 4 am, we are to drag him from his bed, sit him in front of his PC and not leave until he scores this competition"

ranks up there with

"Some of my best friends are homosexual terrorists"

I'd keep quiet about it Racedo, or peoples is gonna tink you is trying to big up de West Staines Massive, innit? ;)

Me is tinkin dat Virginia Water is next.