Noahs Ark Royal.

Hoskins tries to prove you can get a quart into a pint pot

Who said that the helmsman couldn't hit a barn door when parking up?

Push, PUSH

after several years gestation the shed finally pushed one out.

"Who said 'stick it where the sun don't shine'"

"Oh! The huge manatee!"

10 pints and 2 extra hot vindaloos later.

KY Jellykins was launched.

People never could figure why it was called that, as never had anything to do with Kentucky.

Lady in boat:
"No George, watching this is not making me frisky...can we go now?"

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We bought this from the Englanders, nearly new. They made two and couldn't afford to run them both.

When we attack America, we will be able to deploy to our FOB's, at the bridges in Madison County

Farnborough are stumped when the Germans ask can they use the wind tunnel.

In an effort to speed the post at Christmas the Germans invent Air Mail. Next stop Lakehurst

Airlander's Great Grandad gets off to a promising start

"It was only half that size yesterday before they started polishing it."

"They can only launch them when there is zero wind, they call it a still birth"

Flooding around Cardington is nothing new...

Ttfn

" I ordered it online off one of those sex toy websites, but I must have got the sizes mixed up, fair play to the Amazon delivery guy though, he tried to lob it in through the open bedroom window"

You know, burning the mess piano might not be such a good idea...