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"In Germany they give you one round to take the gentlemans way out, in the UK they call it shortages and budget cuts" |
I'm sorry sirs but if Wensleydale does not return soon from AWOL we shall have to take matters into our own hands
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
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I'm sorry sirs but if Wensleydale does not return soon from AWOL we shall have to take matters into our own hands
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Always seems to be the case that those that post the most are the most impatient to be judged the winner. |
I'm happy to wait, :p The trouble is it all dries up and gets bogged down. If you look at the last posts they are mainly from the person asking for it to be called, so it had dried up. |
Man on left: "S'not fair - someone's painted a target on me."
Other man: "It's not centred on your heart though, is it?" |
In the mess a simple game of Rock Paper Scissors to see who get to spend Christmas with Section Officer (you know who) degenerates when cheating is seen
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The other option was to have a tug of war and see who could pull the aircraft out the bog.
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Originally Posted by Penny Washers
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Calling "Fox 1" when you pull the trigger is something of an overkill, Hoskins.
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Si Si Senor - what's that got to do with it? Anyway, have a go at this: |
The hangar, she say please use more lubricant!
Or: Nurse, the waters seem to have broken! |
The hard part was finding a Durex big enough.
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Yes, I thought we might be getting some ribald comments for this one. No matter - let it rip!
After all, size doesn't matter. |
Will it fit your garage?
mmitch. |
Bae build HMS Astute in yards when the plans clearly said feet
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"Why every time when we dock inside here do the crew all rush to the front?" "Well they are seamen" |
"Stuff the yacht and a helicopter, a houseboat and a dirigible is the future" |
FFS Mr Musk, can't you just land it vertically?
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"OK Captain, they're loading the Torpedo now" |
"Well I've tried flushing, I even added extra tissue, but it won't shift" |
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