Chuck tried not to think what might happen if a wheel bearing on his left skate ever seized.

"It's not as simple as it looks. His trousers are packed with pipes and wires and pulleys. And what looks like a briefcase is the gear-box."

Behind the scenes on Cliff Richards Wired for Sound video

Yes Sir, the thin ice is just down the road...

Sir Clive Sinclair knew he was on a winner this time

Check the lube while you're at it...

Quick fill me up , I have to Brexit.

Fill 'er up & step on it!

No Mr Bond, I expect you to fly..

The Civil Service remake of "Rollerball" was not a resounding success.

Its not what I expected after I told the Boss at my ACR debrief that I wanted to be a wheel in the future.

Almost fueled up Sir, just waiting on the Honey Cart now....

Following their shock general election victory, the Corbyn government unveils the vehicles to be produced by the newly nationalised British Republic's car industry. "Better than the Austin Allegro." says Chancellor McDonald.

The South Korean car industry reels as the chief designer is told that the badge on the front of the vehicle does not stand for "Killed In Action".

Volkswagen are dismayed to find that the pollution control figures that were published for their new diesel do not include the emissions produced by the driver!

Remember, only engage the Nitrous Oxide on open road!

"...and stop pretending its a pitot tube!"

Mr Torvill I know Jane is getting on a bit ... But shouldn't you both give this a second thought :eek: