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Old 18th Feb 2003, 16:33
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Excellent Mil type website

http://www.geocities.co.jp/HeartLand..._e_europe.html

Looks very nice, but the Engrish desriptions of the types are marvellous.

The Bucc comes out best I think:

Gayly area ruled body shows Buccaneer as a comical image somewhere. But Bucaneer could bring and bomb with nuclear weapon. That means Jet Fighters and Attackers are machine to kill human, not to revive. B-36 "Pease Maker" looked as "Hell maker" , I think. Similar purpose plane like A-6 Intruder, Buccaneer was strong low-altitude invader. Though the maximum speed was not over mach 1, Buccaneer could fly without rader detection. Buccaneer colud fly faster than pilon armed usual supersonic fighter when armed only included bomb compartment. This idea is exellent and still effective now that A-6 used over 40 years till today. Even F-117 "Stealth" appered, many countries select Hi-Lo-Hi altitude operation with ususl air plane.

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Excerrent

Lightning was called both masterpiiece and/or rubbish. It mainly caused that of its engine mounts plan Acture angled main wing and combined foots refuse to attach suitable number of pillon for gas tank and AAM under the wing. So Tank attached upper of the wing, AAM attached in the pillon mounted on body. These effots made Lightning as miserable figure.

Also see www.engrish.com for more chuckles.
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"Caution: I am a poor writer of English. So there are many mistakes of spelling or syntax. Please do not mention it."

Doh!

Sorry, I just had to add this as well:

'Web Site of Rockheed Martin Corporation'
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The clean shaven nature of Specat Jaguar pilots explained at last:

"This attacker made for closed erea, zig-saw bordered Europe, by UK and French. Mainly invade through near land altitude to attack enemy base secretly. It could bomb quite exactly with advanced razor weapon system."

And the well-endowed nature of SF37 Biggun pilots! (Ok Biggen)

But the appeal of these fast jets is clear. It's because they're "the fearful arms, kelosene blooded metal freshed blood sucker."

But what aircraft warranted the explanation "Speedy disposed impatiently. But, hi-speed roll caused control impossibility, many accident occured." Your clue?

It had a dried bonito like body....
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Grrr, now you've gone and made me feel guilty Steve, all credit to the guy for trying - I'm sure he'd find my Japanese pretty hilarious.

Oops, just spotted another tho, nooo I can't help it

"Blackbird was a monster... Small canopy, look like X-15's, prevent to watch enemy. I do not know who proposed such foolish fighter."
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Smoke,

I know, I feel a bit guilty too! It goes without saying that my Japanese would be terrible as I can barely get by with my own language.

It does remind me of an e-mail that made the rounds years ago with common Chinese phrases translated into English. The ones that stuck were:

Ai Bang Mai Ne - I have just walked into the coffee table.

Dum Gai - Stupid person

Hu Yu Hai Ding - We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutive

Tai Ne Bae Be - A premature infant

Lin Ching - An illegal execution

They made me laugh anyway.

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