Smoke,
I know, I feel a bit guilty too! It goes without saying that my Japanese would be terrible as I can barely get by with my own language.
It does remind me of an e-mail that made the rounds years ago with common Chinese phrases translated into English. The ones that stuck were:
Ai Bang Mai Ne - I have just walked into the coffee table.
Dum Gai - Stupid person
Hu Yu Hai Ding - We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutive
Tai Ne Bae Be - A premature infant
Lin Ching - An illegal execution
They made me laugh anyway.
Jacko
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