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Size man, Size matters, there is no way you will be able to incorporate all these modern inventions into a sleek white British sportscar Commander Bond.
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Hoskins, I know sub is just bus backwards but I actually wanted something a little more, ah... nautical than this...
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Well Hoskins, what do you aspire too? a Battleship, a Cruiser, or even one of those new Carriers?
Well Sir, I rather had set my heart on a double decker.
Well Sir, I rather had set my heart on a double decker.
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"Rrrrig the Rrrroyal Topgallants and make way to Dalston Junction!", cried Horatio as he blew the horn.
- Ed
- Ed
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Flares please!
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I say Sir, I have just been below decks and it’s full of asylum seekers.
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The wheels on the bus go glub glub glub...
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If Scotland gains independence, this'll be their share of the Navy...
Apparently , Landlubbers that get seasick more than those with sea legs get re-assigned to the HMS Dingleberry for remedial naughtykill training . The only ship with two golden rivets . The only ship that serves Navy Cake with breakfast , lunch and dinner
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If you weave it down the runway, it wallows just like a C Class destroyer in a heavy sea... soon sorts out the men from the boys.
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I don’t know, it has some perks, I just made two Bob orf that old lady sitting in row four, mind you we have to drop her orf at Tesco’s
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I say Smithers old chap, you can’t shout man overboard and throw a life ring at everyone you see walking down the pavement, that’s the second one you’ve clobbered this morning.
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I know all the nice girls love a sailor, Bloggs, but this is the No 73 from Dagenham to Barking via Creekmouth...
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Permission to come aboard Sir...
Permission granted. Ninepence please...
Permission granted. Ninepence please...
Those magnificent men in their sailing machine
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Bathers' Bus Company...