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Old 5th Aug 2023, 01:40
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Wow, listen to that blue note
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Landing is easy, I always hit the g spot every time.
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"I'd say it wouldn't."
"...Wouldn't what?"
"No, from this angle it looks like it is plastic, not wooden..."
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Why yes, I've been reading David Nivens book "The Moon's a Balloon". Why do you ask?
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Surprisingly, they found that injections of botox increased both lift and beauty!
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"Do they serve any OJ on this flight?"..... (think about it)
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Don’t worry, we’ll soon warm the frigid bitch up.
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What’s this dangling white string for?
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So remind me again what S.S. stands for…?
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Hmmm, something wrong with the steering. It refuses to go West for some reason…
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I think we're starting to rise..
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"Well if it had thermals then it would be a glider".
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So many excellent entries, but this round belongs to Wensleydale with:

Originally Posted by Wensleydale
...and if the burner fails then you have something to kiss goodbye...
The CST has been wedged in that wedgie and is floating your way, Sir, as long as the Trade Winds are favourable and the S.S. Kardashian doesn't suffer a disASSter....

- Ed
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The CST has been wedged in that wedgie and is floating your way, Sir, as long as the Trade Winds are favourable and the S.S. Kardashian doesn't suffer a disASSter....
...or gets a bum steer!
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After a lot of hot air - let's try this for size....


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Taxi may not have been the wisest answer, when Hoskins asked how to get to the pub.
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You know some people just build little 2 seat aeroplanes in their basement, but no you had to go order the plans for that !
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What happened?

Well the first Anglo French airliner was a victim of a metric vs imperial mix up
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