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Old 22nd Apr 2024, 10:28
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The affair with the Tidy Bowl heir seemed to have hit a rough patch, but Ann was not about to let the Rolls Royce slip from her grasp.
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The flight deck's offer of being sucked out on an aircraft was not what Karen had expected.
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Old 22nd Apr 2024, 14:04
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The good news is… I caught the plane! The bad news is that I don’t know what to do with it now!
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Fiona was desperately in love with Harry Styles but her need to see him occasionally led her astray.
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Who's calling me at a time like this?
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If this is the mile high club, I cannot see the attraction in it, thought Doris.
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Security took away my dildo, so this will have to do.
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Old 22nd Apr 2024, 19:49
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Where’s the suck, squeeze, bang, blow I keep hearing about?
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Old 23rd Apr 2024, 00:14
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With apologies to FEDEX

"When you absolutely positively have to get there overnight"
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Old 23rd Apr 2024, 00:15
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Jane took stalking her cheating husband to a whole new level...
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Old 23rd Apr 2024, 00:16
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WHAT ! Can't you see I am handling it
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Old 23rd Apr 2024, 01:03
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She liked something hot and throbbing.
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Old 23rd Apr 2024, 04:35
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That irritating moment when you have both hands full and your nose needs a scratch...
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Is the pitch down!!!
….No, not yet….still hanging on…
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The recruiting test for Utterly Buttery suddenly got much harder.
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Old 23rd Apr 2024, 07:09
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Superwoman's little joke she liked to play on passengers was starting to annoy the flight crews!
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Old 23rd Apr 2024, 07:10
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Is that what they mean by a 'near miss' ?
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Old 23rd Apr 2024, 08:18
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Captain: OK first officer ...be prepared for a little extra drag...

F/O: ...Yep, I thought that was a wig to!
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Splat & Whip-me fires the wrong bird for the engine test.
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If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! ….Err what now
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