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Caption Competition Mk IV

Old 1st Apr 2024, 09:24
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Right babe, a quick kiss then we're heading over to Scotland and speaking to the police about all the above comments.
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Old 1st Apr 2024, 11:15
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"So I just kissed the frog and it immediately turned into a beautiful blonde"

And that concludes the case for the defence, your honour.
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Old 1st Apr 2024, 12:20
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Not THAT one Hoskins! Take a good look and you'll she she's married!
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Old 1st Apr 2024, 12:24
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Now that the gender transition surgery had gone well, surprisingly well in fact, those old fashioned cultural taboos could finally be ignored
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Old 1st Apr 2024, 13:10
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Is that a pitot tube between us or something else.
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Old 1st Apr 2024, 14:01
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Damn! Sorry Honey, premature ejection again.
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Old 1st Apr 2024, 16:17
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A pleasant surprise greeted Capt. Hoskins when he deployed his reserve 'chute.

- Ed

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Old 1st Apr 2024, 18:07
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Well you're not bad looking, but your no Mae West.
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Old 1st Apr 2024, 18:16
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Ok, who replaced the bladder in my LSJ with a blow up doll?


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Old 1st Apr 2024, 18:54
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One's in.......
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Old 1st Apr 2024, 20:21
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What good’s an inclination if you haven’t got the time.
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Old 2nd Apr 2024, 07:17
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Hot lips Houlihan takes one for the team

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Old 2nd Apr 2024, 08:29
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No Hoskins I said kiss the tarmac not the tart!
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Old 2nd Apr 2024, 09:29
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Bluddy wannabe Astronauts! Always trying for re-entry!
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Old 2nd Apr 2024, 09:48
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Pop Gun
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Old 2nd Apr 2024, 10:25
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The engagement was followed by a mutual debrief.
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Old 2nd Apr 2024, 10:35
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The instruction to her wingman to stick closely to her was followed somewhat over-enthusiastically
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Old 2nd Apr 2024, 10:37
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No Hoskins, I said give her a miss ....her old mans the OC!
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Old 2nd Apr 2024, 11:23
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Negative Cleared Hot ... Comeoff Dry
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Old 2nd Apr 2024, 11:32
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Smoke me a kipper ..I'll be back for breakfast ...woof!

Captain Flasheart meets Lt Bob!
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